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Vince Shlomi had a bad night. Now, everyone recognizes him as the Shamwow! guy:
However, over the weekend, he looked like this:
Seems he had a run-in with this:

There is some dispute as to how exactly they got into the fight. He gave a deposition, she refused. However, from the looks of things, he has a case, she doesn’t. What gets me about all this is what is NOT in dispute. It is NOT disputed she’s a prostitute. And, it is NOT in dispute that he paid her $1,000 for “some”.
Can someone please explain to me exactly what it is that merits $1,000 a pop? What would that special talent be? What would be that physical attribute? Sheez, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS a shot. That’s fubar, Vince. For that kind of money I’d expect Miss Russia and a couple of runners up. If they’re not available, it would have to be Salma Hayek. And buddy, what you got there is no Miss Russia. Obviously I just don’t get it. Someone care to clue me in?



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