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Sham wow guy has a bad night

Vince Shlomi had a bad night. Now, everyone recognizes him as the Shamwow! guy:

shamwow 

However, over the weekend, he looked like this:

Seems he had a run-in with this:

There is some dispute as to how exactly they got into the fight.  He gave a deposition, she refused.  However, from the looks of things, he has a case, she doesn’t.  What gets me about all this is what is NOT in dispute.  It is NOT disputed she’s a prostitute.  And, it is NOT in dispute that he paid her $1,000 for “some”.

Can someone please explain to me exactly what it is that merits $1,000 a pop?  What would that special talent be?  What would be that physical attribute?  Sheez, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS a shot.  That’s fubar, Vince.  For that kind of money I’d expect Miss Russia and a couple of runners up.  If they’re not available, it would have to be Salma Hayek.  And buddy, what you got there is no Miss Russia.  Obviously I just don’t get it.  Someone care to clue me in?

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