Tag Archives: Media

What does it take to be naughty?

According to Fox, not much.  Here’s the headline: Lindsay Lohan Forgets Key Undergarment, Makes Man Cry Sounds exciting huh?  Here’s the evidence: The “key undergarment” was her bra.  Like she really needed one with this outfit anyway. No one’s really sure why the man cried, he just posed for a picture with her. This is beyond stupid.  However, it does… (more…)

Identifying the cause of death on a headless charred corpse?

Man, I just love stories like this.   Be sure to follow it to the end, that’s the best part: NORTHVILLE TOWNSHIP, Mich. —  The Detroit News and Free Press are reporting that a burned and beheaded body found by a utility crew is that of a convicted sex offender. A single fingerprint from the victim’s burned hand has allowed Michigan State… (more…)

Bad year for pumpkins?

OK, here’s the headline: Rain, Drought, Wipe Out Pumpkin Crops Across U.S. That’s the headline.  Nevermind the fact that rain and drought usually don’t go together well in the same headline, here’s what either the rain or the drought has done to pumpkins here: Pumpkins here apparently are in fine shape.

Even more creations to start the day

OK, here’s the headline: Models wear creations part of the Dsquared2 Spring/Summer 2008 collection presented in Milan, Italy, Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007. (AP Photo/Alberto Pellaschiar) Now, not sure about you all, but I’ve seen these outfits before.  Maybe not every stitch was the same, but pert’near close.  So close I can’t tell any difference.  Why do people keep calling this… (more…)

OJ’s in jail again

The title of this post really says all I care to hear about OJ Simpson for the rest of my entire life. I have never understood media’s obsession with this thug.  I am quite sure they have over-estimated people’s interest in him as well. The sooner OJ is forgotten and treated like any other criminal, the better.

The Onion reports on missing girl probably raped

Nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever nailed my opinion of main stream media quite like The Onion does in this satirical piece.  ( Just a note here, this is not an actual news story, they made it all up. ) Missing Girl Probably Raped

Britney the train wreck?

Now, I’m not a big fan of Britney Spears.  However, it just gets a bit tiresome seeing all the media posse toot exactly the same horn in the form of big headlines when a lot of more important things are going on in the world.  Whoring for attention isn’t news to me.  That goes for media as well as their… (more…)

Another “creation” by Ortiz

I just love stuff like this on the internet: A model wears a creation by Colombian fashion designer Johanna Ortiz during the CaliExposhow in Cali, Colombia, Thursday, Sept. 6, 2007. (AP Photo/Inaldo Perez) “Creation”?  That’s no creation, that’s a bikini and sweatbands.  Fretting the small stuff like I do gives me the opportunity to post “creations” like this on the… (more…)

Unintended Consequences, Pitt-Jolie version

These two probably unrelated “headlines” caught my eye: About Angelina Jolie: Giving Up Girls Right next to it, about Bradd Pitt: Pitt-Clooney adventures may be over He’s giving up the guy the very day she announces she’s giving up the girls?  Coincedence?  Teaser?  Completely unrelated bad editing?  That’s what happens when you put two meaningless Pavlov-only tales next to each… (more…)

Girls kicked off bus for kissing?

OK, here’s the headline: Girls say driver kicked them off bus for kissing Basically the major media laughs it off as a bus driver over-reacting to a sensual moment between to perfectly innocent little girls.  Something all peeps would enjoy viewing.  However, that’s not really the image that was on display.  Ya see, this is what the two girls look… (more…)

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