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That’s about like asking which donut out of a box Krispy Kremes is best. I’ll let you all figure it out. In the meantime, could someone clue Fox in that Top Ten lists usually have ten things in it?
There’s a lot of very depressing news going on in the world today. In the midst of all that, there’s some fluff that is quite useless in every sense of the word. The biggest of the big when it comes to complete uselessness is the “evidence” that Lindsay Lohan is lesbian. Outside of purely Pavlovian interests, I don’t think it means a thing in the world. But, for the sake of curiosity ( pun intended ), I’ve made a poll!
According to Fox, not much. Here’s the headline:
Sounds exciting huh? Here’s the evidence:
The “key undergarment” was her bra. Like she really needed one with this outfit anyway.
No one’s really sure why the man cried, he just posed for a picture with her.
This is beyond stupid. However, it does give me a lot more pleasant reasons to post pictures of Lindsay than I was getting not too long ago. So, that’s a good thing. If this is the worst she gets for a few years, I’ll probably be posting a lot more pics of her just because I like to. Hopefully they’ll be a lot more exciting than this “headline”.
You know it’s a slow news day when you have headlines like this:
2 NYC Firefighters Hurt in Scaffolding Collapse at Ground Zero Site: Watch Live
Now, I really don’t think I want to watch it LIVE. In fact, I’ll just wish them well and not watch it at all. That’s the end of that one.
But wait, there’s more!
That’s right, Beyonce has breasts.
We can’t stop there now can we? Lindsay Lohan, in the legal move of the century by claiming the coke she was carrying was in someone ELSE’S pants won. She’s just a seven-time misdemeanor convict, but not felon. Felons are just people who are too stupid to think of an alibi like that apparently. Someone else’s pants. HAH! HAH! HAH! Gotta love a prosecutor with a sense of humor. If it were me, she’d probably be in prison.
Maria Sharapova, the tennis star made most famous for what’s under her dress, is now advising other up and coming tennis stars on what to wear what people want to see under as well.
And all of that was made even more trivial than it already was by the announcement that Jenna Jameson is retiring again. And to celebrate, she ditched her boobs. The truly shocking part of that to me is she is only 33. OK, let’s get this in perspective here. Everyone who’s made an “honest” living the last fourteen years and are ready to legally and financially retire raise your hands. She’s made millions doing what we all do for free. To me, that’s the the biggest headline so far. The money she made, not the boobs she ditched.
Well, I take that back. the pigeon dung being bad for bridges story was pretty captivating. But that would go on the spacedream I would think.
Three stories about boobs, two stories about breasts, one story about poop. There’s more, but that’s all I have to say about that right now
The cutest little girl I ever saw was on The Wonder Years
Now, she hasn’t sat still, but I just haven’t been watching what she’s done. I’m sure most other people have, I just never watched her stuff. She’s actually been very busy apparently:
From IMDB.com:
- Maddie Monroe (11 episodes, 2006-2007)
- Mother Goose Murder (2007) TV Episode …. Maddie Monroe
- Bride and Doom (2007) TV Episode …. Maddie Monroe
- Death in Ten Easy Steps (2007) TV Episode …. Maddie Monroe
- Mystery of the Dying Patient (2007) TV Episode …. Maddie Monroe
- Rake Your Thieves (2007) TV Episode …. Maddie Monroe
(6 more) - Hack! (2007) …. Emily Longley
- Inspector Mom: Kidnapped in Ten Easy Steps (2007) (TV) …. Maddie Monroe
- “Random! Cartoons” …. Katerina Metropoulos ‘Kat’ (1 episode, 2007)
- Girls on the Go! (2007) TV Episode …. Katerina Metropoulos ‘Kat’
- Inspector Mom (2006) (TV) …. Maddie Monroe
- Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG) (voice) …. Susan Storm/Invisible Woman
- Shin Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams (2006) (VG) (voice: English version) (as Danica McKeller)
- aka Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams (USA)
- Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm (2006) (voice) …. Brittany
- “How I Met Your Mother” …. Trudy (1 episode, 2005)
- The Pineapple Incident (2005) TV Episode …. Trudy
- Path of Destruction (2005) (TV) …. Katherine Stern
- “Strong Medicine” …. Natalie Pascal (1 episode, 2005)
- Feeling No Pain (2005) TV Episode …. Natalie Pascal
- “NYPD Blue” …. Rosemary Wyatt (1 episode, 2005)
- Moving Day (2005) TV Episode …. Rosemary Wyatt
- “Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service” …. Erin Kendall (1 episode, 2005)
… aka NCIS (USA: short title)
… aka NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (USA: new title) - Witness (2005) TV Episode …. Erin Kendall
- “Eve” …. Claudia (1 episode, 2004)
- Friend or Foe? (2004) TV Episode …. Claudia
- EverQuest II (2004) (VG) (voice) …. Lolla Cotgrove, Pona
- X-Men Legends (2004) (VG) (voice) …. Jubilee
- Quiet Kill (2004) …. Pet Shop attendant
… aka Nightmare Boulevard (USA: video title) - Intermission (2004) …. Sleepwalker
- “Century City” …. Sally (1 episode, 2004)
- Without a Tracer (2004) TV Episode …. Sally
- “Game Over” (2004) TV Series (voice) …. Elsa/Renee
- Raising Genius (2004) …. Lacy Baldwin
- “King of the Hill” …. Misty / … (2 episodes, 2004)
- Cheer Factor (2004) TV Episode (voice) …. Misty
- My Hair Lady (2004) TV Episode (voice) …. Sharona
- “Jack & Bobby” …. Keirsten (1 episode, 2004)
- And Justice for All (2004) TV Episode …. Keirsten
- “Static Shock” …. Freida Goren (13 episodes, 2000-2004)
- She-Back (2004) TV Episode (voice) …. Freida Goren
- Toys in the Hood (2003) TV Episode (voice) …. Freida Goren
- Romeo in the Mix (2003) TV Episode (voice) …. Freida Goren
- Shebang (2003) TV Episode (voice) …. Freida Goren
- Jimmy (2002) TV Episode (voice) …. Freida Goren
(8 more) - “The West Wing” …. Elsie Snuffin (8 episodes, 2002-2003)
- Red Haven’s on Fire (2003) TV Episode …. Elsie Snuffin
- California 47th (2003) TV Episode …. Elsie Snuffin
- Inauguration: Part 1 (2003) TV Episode …. Elsie Snuffin
- Guns Not Butter (2003) TV Episode …. Elsie Snuffin
- Swiss Diplomacy (2002) TV Episode …. Elsie Snuffin
(3 more) - “Justice League” …. Sapphire Stagg (2 episodes, 2002)
… aka JL (USA: promotional abbreviation)
… aka Justice League Unlimited (USA: long title) - Metamorphosis: Part 2 (2002) TV Episode (voice) …. Sapphire Stagg
- Metamorphosis: Part 1 (2002) TV Episode (voice) …. Sapphire Stagg
- Hip, Edgy, Sexy, Cool (2002) …. Sissie
- The Year That Trembled (2002) …. Pam Hatch
- Jane White Is Sick & Twisted (2002) …. Tiffany
- Reality School (2002) …. Sexy Sally
- Sex and the Teenage Mind (2002) …. Debbie
- Black Hole (2002) …. Rachael
That list is JUST the last five years. And, that’s just the acting. She’s produced, directed, and written stuff as well. And, she’s posed some too:
So, what does one do as a follow-up to all that, while simultaneously driving 40-something year old men nuts with lust? She’s sending out a message somewhat different than the one Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay are sending out:
“But I want to show them that being smart is cool,” she said.
“Being good at math is cool – and what’s more, it can help them get what they want out of life.”
I’m going to amend her thoughts just a little bit. Fun and glamorous is fun to look at. Sexy and smart is HOT! HOT! HOT! There’s no comparing Paris, Nicole, or Lindsay to Danica. They’re not in the same league.
I hope girls listen to her message
Very shortly after being released from rehab to basically avoid going to jail, Lindsay stopped to pose for this pic. Unfortunately, it was the Santa Monica police station taking the portrait. While wearing an ankle bracelet to test for alcohol, Lindsay decided to take a drive, have a few drinks, apparently snort a little coke, and couldn’t resist the temptation of harassing someone else while driving. Now, a while back I did a little parody on Paris Hilton’s 45 days in jail. That was just a parody because I didn’t think Paris would get too much exposure to others, didn’t think she’d make it 45 days, and didn’t think she’d get horny enough in that time to make a movie like this:
Now, Lindsay, on the other hand, will possibly be behind bars for a LOT longer. Secondly, playing for the other team doesn’t seem to be totally out of the question. And, I don’t think people are going to be afraid of her being at risk too much, since she seems to be able to handle a knife quite professionally:
I think she’ll fit in quite nicely. Maybe, when she comes out, she’ll have her head on straight. It amazes me how these Hollywood stars of late just don’t seem to have a clue how good they’ve got it. Some never figure it out. Some lose it all and never do. It just makes me wonder how they ever got it good in the first place.
About the only thing I see saving Lohan at this point would be a rocking prison girl-girl flick to sneak out while she’s locked up. Her sex appeal has been taking some serious blows of late. At least with me. I just don’t find terribly stupid babes all that sexy after a very short period of time. And, Lindsay’s time is up.
This picture carries a double edge ( get it? double edge? huh? Did ya REALLY get it? ) I actually post a comment on this one on the Politics board because of the blatant political correctness Fox had to spin on it. On this side of the board tho, it just floored me that no one seems to be the least bit concerned about the blatant display of bi-curious dominitrix on display here due to the fact Lindsay is holding a cigarette. I’m not too terribly concerned with the smoke. Cigarettes are really tasty with a few drinks especially. And, given Lindsay’s exploits, I’m quite certain they are the very least of her problems. So, I’m just gonna enjoy the display here for what it’s worth and leave the political correctness to Fox. I’m quite certain I’m a lot happier person than they are for doing that too.
Joe Francis has got to be the stupidest guy I know. Give me a million bucks and I could probably bed the sluttiest celebs there are as well. However, what I would not do, is talk a lot about it. Let the tabloids do the talking, but not me. No sirree, no way. Here’s why.
In February or so, Joe made this comment:
Francis also declared Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly “awesome” in bed…..
Joe’s pretty much been in jail ever since. Every time he pretty much gets past one charge, another one crops up. And it all seems to have really started getting hot right about the time Parisexposed came out. I think it’s gonna stay hot for a long time too.
This has to be one of the most useless headline articles I’ve seen in a while. And, as usual, it involves Madonna:
Madonna’s latest young friend: Lindsay Lohan
The Material Girl reportedly dumped Spears as a buddy because the “Oops, I Did It Again” crooner failed to fully embrace Kabbalah and had returned to Baptist roots. Now, the buzz is that Madonna has become very tight with Lindsay Lohan, sharing religious and professional tips with the “Mean Girls” star.
Now, nobody at all ever cared that Madonna was “friends” with Britney. We just liked watching them kiss. That’s all. So, being as Britney’s busy making babies, the average fantasy anticipation level of a Madonna / Britney hookup again is nil. Therefore, there’s nothing to write about. Now, the idea of Madonna, 48, hooking up with Lindsey Lohan, 20ish, conjures up images of something totally different to me than your typical girl-girl kiss. As far as reading goes, I could care less what religion Madonna’s promoting. And, from what I’ve read of Lindsey, I don’t think she’s got religion on her mind right now.
First off, let’s figure out what we’re looking for here:
de·sir·a·ble (d
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adj.
- Worth having or seeking, as by being useful, advantageous, or pleasing: a desirable job in the film industry; a home computer with many desirable features.
- Worth doing or achieving; advisable: a desirable reform; a desirable outcome.
- Arousing desire, especially sexual desire.
Askmen.com ran a recent poll of the 99 Most Desirable Women in Hollywood. They accordingly used this as their criteria:
A woman’s ranking on the Top 99 list is determined by the value of her Desirability Score; the higher the value, the higher her place on the list. Desirability Scores, in turn, were determined by a month-long vote hosted on AskMen.com. Readers were asked to rate each of 150 finalists on a scale of 1 to 10. These results were then averaged out with AskMen.com’s staff’s own Desirability ratings. The highest median 99 Desirability Scores were then set aside to comprise 2006’s Top 99 list.
They then start their list at #99 with Anna Kournikova. Now. Think once again back to desire, especially the part that reads “Worth doing”. We have a young, great looking babe with nice assets and physical endurance that would crush most men’s souls. That, is #99. You think, “My God, is their truly 98 more “desirable” women?” Well, according to this list, there’s not. Some are ugly, some are puny, some just plain normal. And some are pretty but you know their personality is not “worth doing”. So, here is my list, slightly abridged:
If I were in charge of the “worth doing” list, it would have been a LOT shorter. And, Salma ( #1 ) and Jessica ( #2 ) would be a LOT higher than Jessica Biel ( not worth doing ). I guess what this boils down to is a debate over what the most common attributes for “worth doing” would be. I mean, Angelina Jolie looks ok, but, I am happily married and “desire” to stay t hat way. Therefore, given her history, she’s not “worth doing”. Lindsey Lohan looks very good, however, she’s still young and her lack of experience strikes against her “worth doing” index. However, her party principle bumps her back on the list. Some guys apparently don’t think like I do. That’s fine with me. If they’d rather spend an evening dodging bullets with Jessica Biel or Angelina Jolie, that’s fine by me, it just makes it easier for me to spend that evening watching Salma Hayek slam tequila and make out with Ashley Judd ( where is she? She’s more “worth doing” than MOST of the women on that list for sure. ) These lists are always so bogus. Anyone who’s seen the tape Paris Hilton sent in would have definitely voted for her being “worth doing” over most all of the list.
Actually, what I’d REALLY like to do? Have the women vote on this list. Any takers?
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