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“It’s more embarrassing because I’ll walk into a restaurant and I’ll notice that more men are looking at me and I feel like they’re undressing me.” — Jessica Simpson
Wonder why she would think that?
I mean, does she think this is something that started happening because guys listen to some other guy?
The only thing that’s changed is she is suddenly more sensitive to the issue since John Mayer ran his mouth. Regardless of whether she is sexual napalm or not,
All men know she would be with them.
I read this exclusive for Fox411:
FOX411 Exclusive: Audrina Patridge says sexy hamburger ad haunts her…
That’s quite a problem she’s got. Apparently she can’t go anywhere without people ninnying or asking if she’s enjoyed a good piece of meat. It sounded so bad I had to check it out. This is what I found:
And,
A little side-boob, but that’s about it. Not sure I’d call these “too-sexy”. That’s how a lot of women look riding horses down here. I must have missed something. Then there’s the other one:
Now she may have a point. But, as with most things in life, I wonder why when they asked her to put on a very skimpy bikini, lie in the hot sun and sand, and chomp down on a big burger, she didn’t ponder the thought at THAT time that this may be too sexy for people to handle. But what did she expect? I mean, anyone knows if you want to push the average man over the top, you dress real scantily like and toss in some food. It’s been done plenty before:
None of them seemed too concerned about being too sexy. Now, I think I need something to eat. More on this later….
This just seems kind of absurd. Starpulse.com, among others, ran this article:
People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals’ special projects manager Michelle Cho has written a stern note to Simpson and her manager/father Joe, asking them to consider pulling the concert in protest about the dolphins kept in captivity at the tourist hotspot.
In the letter, obtained exclusively by WENN, Cho writes, “As someone who is used to living in a fishbowl and having the public weigh in on her every move, you might like to give some thought to the animals who are forced to be ‘on display’ their entire lives. Imagine being forced to do stupid tricks and swim endless circles in a bathtub. Life for whales, dolphins, polar bears, and fish who live in tanks and cages is like a bad reality show that plays 24/7. There are no commercial breaks, and the show is never cancelled.
“In 2004, the stress of performing at SeaWorld proved to be too much for one orca (whale) named Ky. After becoming agitated during a show, Ky attacked and repeatedly slammed his trainer underwater as a packed crowd looked on in horror. SeaWorld, which owns most of the captive orcas and dolphins in the U.S., has one of the worst animal-care records in the country. Countless animals have lived and died in misery in these marine theme parks.
“We’re asking you to support the dolphins. Please reconsider your decision to perform at SeaWorld and promise not to appear at venues that exploit animals in the future.”
Whether or not you’re concerned with dolphins, orcas, or PETA membrs, it doesn’t really matter, SEE MORE PHOTOS OF JESSICA!
We’ll discuss the pros and cons of PETA’s point in a minute. First, I want to see more photos of Jessica Simpson HERE!
That was my political endorsement, it went nowhere. I also usually enjoy her cinematic efforts too:
That’s her show stealing performance in The Dukes of Hazzard. Then of course, there’s her singing:
Of course, we can’t forget her acting on the small screen too:
And:
Wasn’t I saying something about dolphins?
Now, THIS is dead-sexy!
Supposedly it’s Jessica’s jab at Carrie Underwood, former girlfriend of Jessica’s current boyfriend. Apparently she got tired of hearing what a wonderful vegetarian Carrie is. PETA is not amused. They therefore dug as deep inside their souls as possible and put together the wittiest reply they could. Here’s a synopsis:
- Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
- Real girls don’t support animal abuse
- The meat industry is destroying the Earth
- Meat will make you fat
- Eating meat steals food from starving kids
Are those PETA peeps a riot or what?
Now, personally, I won’t hang out with a babe who refuses to eat meat. I want a babe open to anything. If she wants meat, she’ll eat it. If she wants hers without meat, she’ll do it. That to me, is a REAL girl. PETA’s stance on no meat at any time just leaves me, well, hanging. I love my meat. I like it when I’m with someone who appreciates meat equally, sometimes even complimenting the meat. I mean, complimenting a slice of bread just doesn’t strike me as being too exciting.
But, maybe that’s just me. What do YOU think?
This was sent to me via email. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time! Ever wonder what these stars would have wound up being like if the stars had aligned a little differently?
Even though it was sent without any credits whatsoever, my immense internet skills led to me figuring out the source of these pics was a site called Planet Hiltron. It’s a HOOT! They’ve got a bunch more there.
Look only at the face and see if you can tell who this is:
Give up? OK, look a little closer at the boobs then.
Still stumped?
Believe it or not, this is Jessica Simpson. According to her, she’s a natural brunette.
I’ll take her both ways, she looks good. However, I wish they would have saved this story for after nine pm. I don’t like shocks to the system before I’ve finished my first three cups of coffee in the morning.
A gossip rag I read a lot properly noted that of late, there’s pretty much been a lesbian “crush” every week. This week’s been no exception. However, I fall for those stupid headlines every single time without exception going back to the Jane Fonda threesomes. This week, I thought I had a winner in the biggest way. Carmen Electra! Seems this babe ( Carmen ), shown here:
Had a crush on this babe ( Joan Jett ), as she looks now:
Carmen, I mean, DAYUM! Think Jessica!
My now three year old son decided last night that rather than allowing me to watch the Super Bowl, we should watch Sky Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Jessica Simpson is starring in a sizzling new commercial for Pizza Hut that will debut during the Super Bowl broadcast next month.
The advertisement sees Simpson send-up her sexy music video for “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’,” changing the lyrics to, “These bites are made for poppin’,” in reference to the Cheesy Bites featured in the commercial.
Given that fact she was just voted the best boobs of 2005, and given that she recently became single, and, given that football is traditionally an event pandering to over-inflated testosterone driven males, I figured this would be something worth seeing. This is what we got:
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Could she have possibly covered up more? I mean, this ain’t exactly sizzling.
The game played out almost exactly as I expected. The seasoned Steelers basically whipped first time Seattle. Seattle’s got a ton of talent, but they didn’t know how to use it during the ultimate high-pressure situation. The only thing that disappointed me was Jessica didn’t use her talents either.
I’m not EVEN going to comment on the Stones. A lot has been made that it should have been a Motown salute. Clue here, it should have. The world is forgetting what Motown was, this could have been Detroit’s moment to revive it’s glory days. The NFL blew it. There was a Motown all-star line-up there, we didn’t need a bunch of Brits stealing America’s past-time. Yeah, I know, the refs blew it too, but even if you take out all the flubbed calls, Seattle still wouldn’t have won. They might next year tho. Sean Alexander & Company are loaded and young. I predict the most memorable thing about this game is it was The Bus’s last. Not many people get to voluntarily go out on top. Not many people deserve to. Bettis does, can, should, and I think, will.
First off, let’s figure out what we’re looking for here:
de·sir·a·ble (d
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adj.
- Worth having or seeking, as by being useful, advantageous, or pleasing: a desirable job in the film industry; a home computer with many desirable features.
- Worth doing or achieving; advisable: a desirable reform; a desirable outcome.
- Arousing desire, especially sexual desire.
Askmen.com ran a recent poll of the 99 Most Desirable Women in Hollywood. They accordingly used this as their criteria:
A woman’s ranking on the Top 99 list is determined by the value of her Desirability Score; the higher the value, the higher her place on the list. Desirability Scores, in turn, were determined by a month-long vote hosted on AskMen.com. Readers were asked to rate each of 150 finalists on a scale of 1 to 10. These results were then averaged out with AskMen.com’s staff’s own Desirability ratings. The highest median 99 Desirability Scores were then set aside to comprise 2006’s Top 99 list.
They then start their list at #99 with Anna Kournikova. Now. Think once again back to desire, especially the part that reads “Worth doing”. We have a young, great looking babe with nice assets and physical endurance that would crush most men’s souls. That, is #99. You think, “My God, is their truly 98 more “desirable” women?” Well, according to this list, there’s not. Some are ugly, some are puny, some just plain normal. And some are pretty but you know their personality is not “worth doing”. So, here is my list, slightly abridged:
If I were in charge of the “worth doing” list, it would have been a LOT shorter. And, Salma ( #1 ) and Jessica ( #2 ) would be a LOT higher than Jessica Biel ( not worth doing ). I guess what this boils down to is a debate over what the most common attributes for “worth doing” would be. I mean, Angelina Jolie looks ok, but, I am happily married and “desire” to stay t hat way. Therefore, given her history, she’s not “worth doing”. Lindsey Lohan looks very good, however, she’s still young and her lack of experience strikes against her “worth doing” index. However, her party principle bumps her back on the list. Some guys apparently don’t think like I do. That’s fine with me. If they’d rather spend an evening dodging bullets with Jessica Biel or Angelina Jolie, that’s fine by me, it just makes it easier for me to spend that evening watching Salma Hayek slam tequila and make out with Ashley Judd ( where is she? She’s more “worth doing” than MOST of the women on that list for sure. ) These lists are always so bogus. Anyone who’s seen the tape Paris Hilton sent in would have definitely voted for her being “worth doing” over most all of the list.
Actually, what I’d REALLY like to do? Have the women vote on this list. Any takers?
I am kind of stumped. I have written about several movies here. Some classics, some hits, some duds. However, the movie review I wrote about that has garnered the most hits, and is still getting hits, is, for some strange reason, The Dukes of Hazzard. I didn’t even really write about the movie so much as the scary thought that it was spawning a new fashion craze ( which it apparently didn’t ). I dunno. Maybe it was the pic?
Now, I’m not complaining too much. But, considering the classics and stuff I’ve done, it kind of concerns me that my readers want to see The Dukes of Hazzard more than any other movie here.