Ever notice that teach and cheat are anagrams. Coincidence? ( Truth be known, not really. )
Ever notice that teach and cheat are anagrams. Coincidence? ( Truth be known, not really. )
“I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I’d think, no, actually I’m a giraffe.” I don’t think I’d have to think that long. I’d just say, “No, you flippin idiot, I am not a snake. What do you call these things attached… (more…)
According to Fox: Before she lets them shoot her little pink stun gun, Dana Shafman ushers her new friends to the living room sofa for a serious chat about the fears she believes they all share. “The worst nightmare for me is, while I’m sleeping, someone coming in my home,” Shafman says, drawing a few solemn nods from the gathered… (more…)
I was scouring the scores of games yesterday, preparing myself for the matchups today. I stumbled across one that really caught my eye. The Chanticleers versus the Blue Hose. The Blue Hose? This team was so obscure Foxsports didn’t even have a link for the team. So I had to google it. It’s Presbyterian College. Now, can ANYONE tell me… (more…)
Anyone else notice what the acronym for World AIDS Day is? If you haven’t, then maybe WAD can help, the World Association of Detectives. I’m not EVEN going to go into why this is so wrong it’s funny.
Man, I just love stories like this. Be sure to follow it to the end, that’s the best part: NORTHVILLE TOWNSHIP, Mich. — The Detroit News and Free Press are reporting that a burned and beheaded body found by a utility crew is that of a convicted sex offender. A single fingerprint from the victim’s burned hand has allowed Michigan State… (more…)
I don’t know what to make of this. A while back, we had the Scott and Laci Peterson saga. I’m sure everyone remembers that one. Scott, fearing commitment, kills his nine-month pregnant wife on Christmas and dumps their bodies in the ocean, only to have them wash ashore. His alibi? He went fishing during the coldest day of the year. … (more…)
According to Fox, this is one of the looks women will be striving for next Spring: My bet is Fox is wrong on this one.
A few days ago I wrote about Southwest Airlines kicking red-hot babes off flights because they were too red-hot. This apparently didn’t go over too well with the president of Southwest. So, in response to the criticism Southwest has received over this bizarre flap, the president announced a mini-skirt special. Really good rates apparently for peeps in mini-skirts. This has… (more…)
Kyla Ebbert was asked to step off a flight. She apparently was too hot to fly. This is most likely what she looked like at the scene: She didn’t change clothes, but she did feel compelled to basically hide under a blanket the entire flight for being too damned hot to fly. This just pretty much confirmed what I have… (more…)