Mike Brown must go

A while back I wrote an article here about how bad things were in Cincinnati with Mike Brown running the Bengals.  That was in 2005.  They made it to the playoffs since then, which is an improvement.  However, at 2-10 one could argue things have gotten suddenly worse.  Sort of terminal.  Last weekend, to seal their double-digit losses for the year, they managed to jump offsides on a play the whole planet knew would never be run.  It would have been suicidal to run it since all New Orleans had to do was kick a short field goal on fourth down.  Bengals jump offsides, New Orleans promptly scores a very short go-ahead touchdown to win the game.  2-10.  Different week, different bonehead play.

That leaves Mike Brown in uncharted territory as far as the NFL is concerned:

Season W L Finish
1991 3 13 4
1992 5 11 4
1993 3 13 4
1994 3 13 3
1995 7 9 2
1996 8 8 3
1997 7 9 4
1998 3 13 5
1999 4 12 5
2000 4 12 5
2001 4 12 5
2002 2 14 4
2003 8 8 2
2004 8 8 3
2005 11 5 1 0
2006 8 8 2
2007 7 9 3
2008 4 11 3
2009 10 6 1 0
2010 2 10 4

Look at that real close.  35% winning over twenty years.  Seriously, look at that.

They are assured of having their 18th losing season out of 20.  They now have lost more than 10 games 11 times in those 20.  They will have finished dead last in about half of those seasons so far as well.  That means more than half of the time, they’re out of contention within the first month of play.  Do you know how boring that makes a season for a Bengals fan?  Now sure, a lot of people could simply root for teams that win.  But, that means traveling a lot farther.  That doesn’t really interest me much.  So, I just move on to college basketball and forget about the NFL for the most part.

Clue here NFL, that’s lost revenues.  Lots of it.  The entire state of Ohio for the most part can write off most seasons now due to the ineptitude of their franchisees.  The owners of the Bengals care clueless obviously.  They don’t spend any money on scouts, they could care less about discipline unless they complain about playing for the worst team in football, and they stick with a game plan that obviously is not working for years.  That leaves the obvious conclusion.  Mike Brown must go.  Immediately.  Sure, he can own the team if he wants, that’s fine and dandy.  But, the man who complained that Riverfront was not big enough only to get home games blacked out locally because they can’t fill the new stadium obviously is not capable of managing a football team.  I haven’t even been able to watch them lose for two weeks.

Bottom line, Cincinnati needs to protect its investment.  People aren’t going to the games because people in Cincinnati and northern Kentucky don’t like football.  They aren’t going because the Bengals suck almost every year.  Cincinnati needs to sue the NFL to get the Browns out of there and get someone in who knows what they are doing.

Devil’s Advocate

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1, came out this weekend.  We went to see it.  It ends abruptly, I’ll leave it at that and just note Part II will come out very soon and I will go see it.

The movie follows the same old concept of good versus evil, of the average guy taking on the supernatural.  That theme’s been used a lot.  Took a half-hearted effort to discuss it with my movie buddy during lunch, which led to Scott Cooper and Crazy Heart, which led to Robert Duvall, which naturally led to the greatest good vs evil, man vs supernatural performance on film.  Ever.

In this case, the dead-pan delivery by Keanu Reeves only makes Pacino’s outburst seem to have that much more impact.

Alexandria Mills

Kentucky has given the world another treasure.  Miss World to be precise:

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Alexandria Mills is from Louisville, Kentucky.  She beat out contestants from all over the world.  I can see why too!

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Connecting the dots: Tiger and the Dow Jones

News was released today that the Devon James / Tiger Woods sex tape is actually a hoax.  Devon’s definitely in it, but she likes to do that kind of stuff apparently.

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They released the name of the stand in, but I’m not buying it.  He claims he was taken advantage of, all he wanted was cash and to have sex with a pretty porn star.  Upon hearing it that it’s apparently:

Emo and me

Emo Phillips.

The Dow Jones immediately tanked, shedding 128 points immediately following the release of this story.

When you know for sure it’s your time to go

Kentucky State Police say 38-year-old Thomas J. Tucker of Elkton was driving on Ky. 171 in Todd County north of Allegre on Sunday night when his vehicle ran off the right shoulder. The KSP says Tucker overcorrected and lost control, causing the vehicle to overturn.

It slid off the road and snapped a utility pole.

Troopers say Tucker got out of his vehicle, but was electrocuted when he contacted a live power line. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

I really can’t offer any more to this story.  My sympathies to his family and friends.

Scott Pilgrim

Best sleeper of the year!  LOVED this movie!  Funny, witty, creative, different.  Loved it!  All thumbs up, take the kids too.  It has references to all kinds of bad stuff, but other than a couple of guys making out, nothing too bad.  This movie has a running theme.  You either get it or you don’t.  If you don’t, it might make for a little aggravation.  If you do get it, which it is kinda of overt and in your face, it’s fun.  All thumbs up, will watch it on DVD.

Heidi’s not-so-unexpected sex tape

A while back I did a little thingy about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  He especially struck me as the most desperate attention seeking media whore I had ever seen in my life.  It was pathetic.  I predicted the sex tape would appear within two years.  Oddly enough, that post was almost one year ago to this day.  Wanna guess what the most meaningless headline on Foxnews is today?  You got it, Heidi Montag made a sex tape.  Other than being the most meaningless headline, I told you that was going to happen at least once very soon.  However, the story actually took a twist.  It seems this:

heidi montag in Playboy 

Apparently made her movie with this:

karissa shannon 

I can admit I had pretty much ditched the entire scenario thinking it would have been Pratt in the movie.  He really just kind of disgusts me.  But, Karissa Shannon?  Oh, we’re talking a totally different ballgame now.  And the kicker?  It’s supposedly kinda old.  Which means, NO G-CUPS!  Heidi was smoking hot before she went all surgical on herself.  Now she doesn’t look real at all.  Those rock hard G-cups are the most fake things I think I have ever seen.  Lesson to all wanna be reality stars, models, and anything other than porn actresses, the real things, even with their flaws, are obviously real and much more look-worthy than the others.  Now, later in life, that’s a different story.  But until then, stay with the real things.  As hot as Heidi doing Karissa might be, I can imagine it being kind of difficult to not think it’s some CGI fantasy.

The Other Guys


Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg?  Someone thought this was a good idea.  Kinda crazy given their combined line-up:

Think about that.  With that they decided these two needed to make a cop flick.  OK with that so far?  I really am not going to go too far into this one, the plot is absolutely meaningless and at times inane.  However, that’s not what this movie is about.  This movie is all about Will Ferrell playing with Mark Walhberg.  And, it works.  Those two bounce off each other shockingly well.  What works against Wahlberg in any meaningful role he’s done is no matter how hard he tries, he just comes across as a jerk.  He’s not big or anything, so it’s not like he’s scary or anything, but he has that intensely pissed look all the time.  Ferrell has that intensely annoyingly vacuous thing going.  It’s perfect.  Dangerous concept as both actors have been known to lay eggs, anyone remember Walhberg in The Happening?  But, that’s forgotten so long as The Other Guys is on.  This movie is funny as hell.  All thumbs up.  It’s a little adult for kids, but my seven year old enjoyed it for all the wrong reasons.  I’d suggest leaving them at home, but I’m iffy on that.  Some of the talk is crude, but there’s nothing visually that’d scar them other than two guys jumping off a building.  Other than that, some crude behavior that would get them sent to the principal’s office, but not prison.  On second thought, leave the kids at home unless they’ve already seen a Will Ferrell comedy.

Ramona and Beezus


This is a movie I liked a lot for no real good reason.  Joey King should be a star.  She stole that movie, which of course she was supposed to, but a lot moreso than I expected for a kid.  My only disappointment was a I expected a lot more of the flights of imagination based on the trailer.  What you see is what you get as far as those go.  What you get a lot more than what you expect I think is a very engaging, pleasant young girl to spend an hour or so with.  Sometimes that’s good enough for me.  One thumb up.

Despicable Me


I liked this one.  I really did.  Some movies move well from child to adult, this is not one of those.  This is purely child stuff.  It’s light-hearted, pleasant, fun.  It’s creative, and a little witty.  It builds a plot that is believable, and the characters are deeper than face value.  I liked it.  Two thumbs up.