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Nov-17-08

Appaloosa

posted by Moonage

The boy conned me into seeing appaloosa.  Saying it was about Cowboys. He had seen it with Mrs. Moon, so I assumed he knew what he was talking about.

I’m just gonna say I didn’t like it.  It was so stereotypical western in every way I just sat there the entire time wishing I was watching something like:

I mean, how many times can a person be expected to watch the same plot, in the same scenery, under the exact same circumstances, when the classic was made a long, long time ago? Sure, Appaloosa was done well and the script was pretty good. But, good guys shooting bad guys over a perceived “gold mine” was covered a long long time ago and this movie didn’t deviate from the norm in any way at all. I was bored, the boy got bored, and that made for an even less enjoyable time watching a boring movie than it had to be.

No thumbs.

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Oct-11-08

Kentucky’s breakthrough new uniform

posted by Moonage

uk uniforms 

I’m ok with the uniforms for the most part.  The checkerboard is pretty neat.  I don’t really like the “K” in the name tho, doesn’t really stick out like the other letters.  However, I probably enjoyed the description of the breakthrough fabric it’s made of:

Nike, the company that gave the athletic world its ever-present swoosh logo, supplied the brain power, artistic touch and, to hear Tracy Teague, whose title is Global Creative Director, a high-tech advantage.

Because of innovations in fabric, the uniforms are 18 percent lighter than what other teams wear. “Imagine that in the fourth quarter,” said Teague, coincidentally a native of Corbin.

Hopefully it will help UK a lot in the first two.  They only play two halves in college basketball.

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Sep-11-08

Julian Beever’s 3-D Chalk Art

posted by Moonage

This is just freaky cool:

 

Amazing 3D Chalk Art

Amazing 3D Chalk Art

There’s a whole lot more by Julian Beever and others at the link in the pic.  Definite must see!

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Aug-20-08

Alcohol and speech

posted by Moonage

Anti-constitutionalistically

Got this via email.  Reminds me of college:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Specificity
  2. Anti-constitutionalistically
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. No thanks, I’m married.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me!
  3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
  8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination . I’d hate to look like a fool!
  9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
  10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Aug-13-08

Kim wears short shorts

posted by Moonage

Well, my alma mater has made the news:

Kymberly Clem, a 20-year-old student at Eastern Kentucky University, wore the dress Sunday after purchasing it from the mall in Richmond the previous day, the Richmond Register reported Tuesday. After just a few minutes inside of the mall, a security guard approached her and expressed concerns over the length of the garment.

Here’s the picture of the offending outfit:

Now, according to Kim, according to the guard:

“The only thing he said was that other people didn’t like the way I looked, so he wanted me to leave.”

She then took the issue a little bit further:

“I want to speak for everybody else who has been discriminated against but has never said anything,” she told the Register.

Kim’s gonna learn a valuable life lesson from all this. When you’re young and completely naive, total freedom sounds great. However, with that freedom comes responsibility. Not too many people concern themselves with responsibility. That’s why we have laws. If people did act responsibly all the time with concern for the welfare of others they affect, we’d have no need for laws. Now, the way I see this situation is Kim, for whatever reason they chose, was asked to leave a private business. There is no law against that. She has to prove that a Constitutional Right she has was violated in the process of removing her from that private business. The right to dress inappropriately is not one of those Constitutional Rights. Her Constitutional Right to shop was not infringed either, she just had to put more clothes on in order to do it.

The second lesson learned here is taste is subjective. “Whatever she wants” is unfortunately, not legal. I mean, how would she feel if someone other gal had showed up looking like this:

If they had, Kim would never have been asked to leave. In fact, she would never have been asked anything at all since no one would have noticed her in her frumpy overbearing outfit. And, while she may enjoy the fact that she’s young and healthy and therefore her flesh should be exposed for all married men to enjoy ( which I do agree with ), the fact is as our excessive lifestyles of consuming mass quantities of steroid pumped greasy Big Macs being washed down with Bolt Colas and exercising by seeing how many six ounce lifts we can do means that in short order, Kim will more than likely look like this:

At which point I’m sure she’ll be just as quick to suggest someone dressed like Kim take it to the strip club instead of the family shopping mall as her husband cranes his neck to get a little bit more than what the dress was intended to show but that gal obviously intended to.

Did I mention strip clubs?
Natalie Portman's Golden Globe Performance

That’s what Natalie Portman wears to the mall I hear. I don’t think they asked her to leave.

The last problem I have with Kim’s plans for the lawsuit is her statement about people being discriminated against:

“I want them to apologize and let them know that in this day and age, a woman has a right to wear what she wants.”

That Kim, violates my constitutional rights. If a woman can wear whatever she wants, then men should be able to wear what they want.

Do you really want that?

Frankly, I’m all for a good strip show in a mall. It’s the only thing that makes going to malls bearable for me. However, I married smart in that I got a woman confident enough to know I’m not going anywhere else. So, she just shops and I just watch the people go by. I can’t really believe, especially in Richmond, which is definitely a college town, that there would be enough women intimidated by that dress. Trust me, I’ve seen a lot less roaming First Street on any given Thursday in Richmond. I also can’t believe there is a heterosexual male in Richmond that would ask that dress to leave. So, my five yeats in Richmond totally belie what I’m reading here. So, I’ll just have to accept the fact I guess that times have changed and the Richmond I grew up in and loved has changed to the point where young girls wearing very little clothing are now expected to show their privates in bars and not in shopping malls. What a very sad thing my party town has come to.

I’m putting this under Pavlov because of the obvious power Pavlov has over shopping males. ( Well for that matter, the obvious power ANYTHING has over shopping males. )

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Jul-4-08

Happy 4th!

posted by Moonage

Just a little celebration we have here every year:

 

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May-20-08

Sweet Home Alabama?

posted by Moonage

My buds over at Independent Sources wonder if this is what a trip looks like:

I can’t imagine a trip being that scary.  I get the impression watching this we lost the Cold War and the Commie Russians have over-run Atlanta.  Not sure which would be worse, an Atlanta dealing with Russkie Commie lookin dudes, or the real Atlanta dealing with Elton John.

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Dec-24-07

Merry Christmas!

posted by Moonage

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From our family to yours.  Merry Chistmas everyone!

( That is Moonlet’s own personal tree he decorated this year.  )

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Jul-25-07

Youtube’s nuts

posted by Moonage

I recently got banned from Youtube. It didn’t bother me too much as I know there are tons of other servers out there begging for hits. I just decided to fall back on one that doesn’t give me a lot of grief over simple things. However, some people don’t take too kind to Youtube’s heavy handed random enforcement of copyright “infringements”. The latest flap is over a video of a little baby dancing to Prince’s Let’s Go Crazy. That link is to Michelle Maulkin’s post, not Youtube. I’m kinda put out with them. She gets the hits, they don’t. Get it? Now, the silly part of this is the video clip is about 30 seconds long. The music is in the background. It’s incidental, and it’s low quality audio. It got yanked. If you prefer to hear a better version, just search for “Let’s Go Crazy” on Youtube and you can watch this:

The entire song. I see no copyright acknowledgment, nothing to say it belongs to Universal Music Group or Warner Brothers. It’s just there. Just as my stuff was, just as the dancing toddler was/is.

Or, if you prefer, you can watch one of the myriad rappers ripping off “Let’s Go Crazy” on Youtube. No acknowledgment of the original artist, no copyright acknowledgment, nothing. Or, you can watch other performers doing the same song in it’s entirety with no copyright acknowledgments at all as well. Out of all that, Youtube censures the dancing baby only. They’ve got problems at Youtube. One problem they won’t have to deal with is me posting obscure performances that people for the most part have forgotten completely about over time and if Youtube and the copyright holders had their way, would be forgotten forever. The one way to assure this doesn’t happen, for the time being, is to use providers that care more about the user than splitting legal hairs. When they start bucking up to the copyright owners and compel them to be more logical in how to deal with these sometimes incredibly obscure copyrights, THEN things will be a lot more pleasant and informative for the world. And if they don’t figure it out sooner, or even make an effort to try, the first victim in this fight will be Youtube. It would seem to me that the peeps at Google would have a clue just how fickle an internet user can be.

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Jun-27-07

Addicted to coffee?

posted by Moonage

I was reading Steven Taylor over at Poliblog who took this little survey thingy only to find out he was ONLY 92% addicted to coffee. Now, my coffee consumption amuses just about everyone I’m associated with. I start my morning off re-heating last night’s pot. I drop Moonlet off at daycare and rush to the office to start my next cup. By noon, I’ll have polished off close to a pot. I go to lunch, and sometimes finish lunch with a cup of coffee. I go back to the office, and brew a fresh pot. If I run out too soon, I cruise the street looking for someone to be my excuse to go to the local coffee shop and drink another. If no luck, I just go to the gas station, fill up, and get my free cup there. I go home, do my manly stuff, eat dinner, and put the evening’s pot on. By the end of the night, when I’m ready to hit the bed, I’ll make sure I’ve left one cup in the pot to greet me in the morning. When I party, I’ll drink my drinks, and keep a cup of coffee at all times. Alcohol usually kinds of dumbs me down, I like a little buzz with a little oomph. This post was interrupted four times for me to take a long drink of coffee. I have quite a few posts on this blog describing the virtues of coffee and it’s sometimes persecution throughout history.

So, what do I score?

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If Taylor is truly 13% worse off than I am, he needs to be in a hospital.

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