Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Sneezing is still free

“The only truly pleasurable thing you can do that is still free is sneezing.” — Paul Burton I thought that was a true epiphany. And, although I try to argue every point, on this one, I could not. I can think of one other thing, but depending on where you do it, it could get expensive.

They say Mitch……

I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say ‘Mitch,’ and I say ‘what?’ and turn my head slightly. –  Mitch Hedberg

First Love is like HPV?

I used to run a lot of text sensitive ads here.  I got kind of disillusioned with them because you never had a clue what ad would pop up keying on what text in your article.  However, I don’t think I ever got one quite like this one from Bloglines: The relation here would be something along the lines of… (more…)

Gift shops and life

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops." – Kurt Vonnegut I think that’s true for a LOT of people these days.

Laurie Anderson’s Paradise

Just something to start your day off pleasantly…. "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better. " – Laurie Anderson

The French get Gonzoed

Ted Nugent, a heavy metal guitar legend and devoted (bow) hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist. Eventually, the conversation turned to his love of outdoor pursuits. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or maybe "Are you the… (more…)

The Wisdom of Emo

This one’s for tomorrow: “Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.”

You can’t change stupidity

“To endanger the lives of these kids is not our way. Always remember, stupid is forever. You can’t change stupidity. So if somebody’s sitting next to you, make them recognize that we do not allow that here at Temple.” John Chaney chastising the Temple crowd for throwing something on the court.  Good for him too. Now, John has been a… (more…)

Welcome to the greatest —-ing country in the world!

Brett Scallions followed with a quick apology of "excuse my language." Although Fox is tossing the FCC around in this story, it was a private party that wasn’t a "surprise" to unsuspecting parents sitting in living rooms around the country.  FCC need not (and will not ) be involved. It was, as well, a great quote. However, it just amazes… (more…)

A Message from Phuket

I got this from a personal source I’m not going to name since I don’t have their, or the author’s permission to do so.  I figure "Jim" is generic enough that it won’t identify them personally.  I don’t think he would mind me putting this here, but I have my own standards to uphold. Subject: I am OK Dear Friends… (more…)

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