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First, watch this:

OK, I’m gonna come out and admit it even if no one else is brave enough to do so as well.

Tom Cruise scares the begeebers out of me.  He really does.  However, he doesn’t seem to scare the begeebers out of Katie Holmes or Will Smith.  So, there’s some disconnect there between people who perceive Tom as a stark-raving lunatic with delusions of supremecy and those who think he’s a swell guy to hang out with.  Could you all help me see which way I should go with this?

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In a Seinfeld episode, George comes to the realization that sex is profoundly better while eating.  Food, that is.  He starts sneaking sandwiches and stuff into bed for special occasions.  I’ve never gone that route.  Maybe some chocolate sometimes adds a little something.  But a sandwich?  Never.  I have just never really thought sex and food go together well.

Now, Pavlov, as much fun as it is, and as much fun as I have with it here, can provide some pretty mighty paybacks.  Food being one of them.  For example, think of the one person on this planet you’d LEAST like to have touching your food.  Would it be a garbage collector?  Would it be a politician?  Would it be a chef?  Would it be Ron Jeremy?

In this case, it’s Ron Jeremy.  So, imagine my complete discomfort watching this:

All of this, of course, begs a poll:

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The problem with the internet is everyone can put whatever they want on it. Some things are so vile and perverted they should never have been thought, much less posted for all the world to be scarred with. I can’t even imagine where this one came from. Children, turn your eyes, this is arguably safe for work, but I’m not responsible for what happens to your career if anyone looks over your shoulder. Warned? OK. Here goes. Indianpad at a tattoo site wonders:

If you look closely at the parts of her body you’re not looking at now, namely her right shoulder, you’ll see it’s stained with ink. This is the original:

What is the point here? She is absolutely stunning as is. I hate tattoos as it is. I don’t mean I don’t mind tattoos, I mean I HATE them. I think they’re disgusting when done perfectly and nauseating when the body’s not what it was when you got one. So, they wanna know how I feel about intentionally scarring perfection?

Stupid.

Very, very, stupid. Leave it as it is. No tattoo will ever look like she does now.

What’s even more disturbing is this isn’t even the first time she’s been Phototatted.

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This statue at Vigeland Park in Oslo, Norway, is considered “art”. It is part of a display called “Human Condition”. This particular item is referred to as “Man Attacked By Babies”.

This is not “art”, this is FUBAR. It’s nice that Vigeland could replicate the human body in stone, but that’s about it as far as this thing goes. If it were up to me, it’d be torn down and Vigeland arrested for endangering the welfare of a minor.

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With the death of Anna Nicole, her daughter suddenly became very wealthy.  Coincedentally ( yeah, right ), THREE guys are now claiming to be the father.  In a previous poll on vizu, Larry was taking about 83% of the votes.  However, Prince Frederick Von Anhalt is now claiming he’s got a shot at the potentially $480 million dollar prize.  What do you all think?  I know what I think.

UPDATE February 26, 2007: Prince von Anhalt had a rather bizarre exchange with Bill O’Reilly over taking a polygraph to prove whether he’s Dannielynn’s daddy or not.  Basically, he agreed to take one, showed up, and then bolted.  Not that I ever really thought he was in the picture much, I think he’s definitely out now.

It’s Larry!

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I recently stumbled upon another less than flattering pic of Paris Hilton.  Upon showing this to Mrs. Moon and her coworkers, a debate ensued.  The only way I know to resolve it is to, of course, take a poll!  Here goes:

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Ever see one of those movies that didn’t make any sense?  I mean, from the moment it starts until the last credit rolls?  That was the feeling I got watching “Closer“.  People just seem to meander around, saying they’re having sex with others, accusing each of having sex with others, and talking about having sex with others.  However, where it really falls apart is when one character leaves Natalie Portman for Julia Roberts.

I mean, imagine leaving this:

For this:

Sorry, but that was too much of a leap of faith for me to buy.  The movie died at the moment the guys were fighting over Julia and dismissing Natalie.  I just couldn’t handle it.  If the roles had been reversed, maybe.

So, guess what?  Yup, you probably already know:

Natalie Portman wins a Golden Globe for this awful movie.  I am quite sure it’s because she showed the most flesh of any of the candidates. ( Meryl Streep was definitely at a disadvantage in this category apparently.  Although, she did get the best “acceptance speech” for the night. )

I usually don’t watch awards shows about movies and tv.  This is why.

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Hedonistix has challenged MY prediction.  I can’t believe the audacity that anyone would doubt my football prognostication.

So, I thought we’d take a little poll ( I love polls, can ya tell? ) If you would, take the poll, and leave a comment on why you picked who you did.

***** POLL CLOSED *****

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