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A while back I did a little thingy about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. He especially struck me as the most desperate attention seeking media whore I had ever seen in my life. It was pathetic. I predicted the sex tape would appear within two years. Oddly enough, that post was almost one year ago to this day. Wanna guess what the most meaningless headline on Foxnews is today? You got it, Heidi Montag made a sex tape. Other than being the most meaningless headline, I told you that was going to happen at least once very soon. However, the story actually took a twist. It seems this:
Apparently made her movie with this:
I can admit I had pretty much ditched the entire scenario thinking it would have been Pratt in the movie. He really just kind of disgusts me. But, Karissa Shannon? Oh, we’re talking a totally different ballgame now. And the kicker? It’s supposedly kinda old. Which means, NO G-CUPS! Heidi was smoking hot before she went all surgical on herself. Now she doesn’t look real at all. Those rock hard G-cups are the most fake things I think I have ever seen. Lesson to all wanna be reality stars, models, and anything other than porn actresses, the real things, even with their flaws, are obviously real and much more look-worthy than the others. Now, later in life, that’s a different story. But until then, stay with the real things. As hot as Heidi doing Karissa might be, I can imagine it being kind of difficult to not think it’s some CGI fantasy.
Another year, another beauty queen scandal. I don’t know how humanity survives. Last year we had a gay guy ask a straight religious beauty queen contestant what she thought about gay marriage. Oddly enough, the straight religious chick didn’t see any use for it. The gay guy got mad. The straight religious chick lost her title. It probably helped she did a naughty movie too. Oh, and a photo shoot that showed probably a little too much boobage. Remember that?
The year before, heh.
This year it seems that a Latino guy asked an Oklahoma contestant what she thought about the Arizona law making it illegal to be an illegal alien. San Francisco, fearing it’s pot supply will be eliminated, is protesting. They don’t want cops to be able to arrest illegal aliens. So, imagine the hoopla the girl from Oklahoma caused by stating she felt it was up to Arizona to decide what to do with illegal immigrants in Arizona. Realizing she had probably po’d every stoner in the USA, which probably meant all of her judges, she added that she was against racial profiling. That wasn’t good enough. For properly explaining the US Constitution to the judges, she lost.
That paved the way for what some think is the first Lebanese American to win:
However, when not wearing her fishnet and lace for Miss USA, Miss Fakih has apparently gotten herself in some trouble for a performance that looked something like this:
That apparently netted her some cash. However, dancing fully clothed for cash is a no-no with the people that expect her to prance around in a lot less:
I’m just waiting for the annual Trump vs weeping beauty queen television special. In the meantime, here’s the rest of the line-up:
Raquel Welch has written a tell-all book about, well, herself. She calls it Raquel: Beyond the Cleavage
Yeah, that’s her at almost 70. Yes, SEVENTY. Can anyone say GILF? Potentially GGILF? Screw the book, she needs a new poster.
Every single day for the last month it seems I’ve heard commentary on every media possible about poor little Sandra Bullock and how she’s possibly dealing with her husband screwing around on her. First of all, her husband has never been a saint. He’s currently in a custody battle with this:
That’s the nice way to present it. Janine got her start kinda young:
By the time she was old enough to drink, she was making the cover of Penthouse. By the time she hooked up with Jesse James, she was near retirement age ( 34 ). In other words, she wasn’t a good girl gone bad, she had been a bad, bad girl for a long, long, time. My favorite “celebrity sex tape” is most definitely her, Brandy, and Vince Neil. However, it’s now vintage stuff.
So, Jesse breaks up with Janine and hooks up with Sandra Bullock. Nice girl? Dunno. But, for everyone to assume that she was completely blindsided that her husband of a few years would do what it was he had done for a long time just doesn’t wash with me. He set his standards a long time. Now, I will add a caveat:
And,
I’m sure it was bad enough that she somehow figured he had not changed his ways and suddenly become chaste. But, to know you were sharing “company” with a Marylin Manson wannabe would really turn my stomach.
Toss in the very public sexual harassment settlement Jesse paid a few years ago and there is no way I buy that Sandra had no idea he was behaving this way. Maybe not as gross as it’s turning out to be for sure. But, this story about her being shocked at finding out needs to end now. And quite frankly, Jesse’s girl doesn’t need to be with her dad. Not sure about her mom either. And, given Sanra’s choice of partners, not 100% convinced she’s a rock solid choice either.
All in all, this story’s disappointed, and disgusted me. You’ve got a kinda hot movie star mixed up with a smoking hot sometimes-lesbian porn star and this is the best they can deliver? Jesse, Tiger’s making you look like a cheap amateur.
This would be part of my Pavlov thread as it obviously involves lust. But, it’s probably at the all-time bottom of the thread. I really hate to put these women in the same category tho.
That’s about like asking which donut out of a box Krispy Kremes is best. I’ll let you all figure it out. In the meantime, could someone clue Fox in that Top Ten lists usually have ten things in it?
This story has gone from sad, to pathetic, to surreal. Now we’ve even got women wishing to remain anonymous claiming to have slept with Tiger. Guess they want their cake and eat it too. Which of course, is what Tiger wanted as well. Now that his entire image has been reduced to that of the average mortal male, I’d like to look at this from a crash-and-burn-worthiness angle. Being as I obviouslywasn’t hanging out with Tiger during this stuff, I’ll have to rely on one of the many Tiger Woods’ crash-and-burn timelines. For no other reason than chance luck, I’ll use gawker.com’s.
Thanksgiving 2009. The very bizarre story of Tiger sleep driving with his wife chasing him with a golf club emerges. That’s when this all starts as far as the media goes.
#1 Rachel Uchitel:
Not terribly sure. This pic, yes. Some others, not so much. Personality wise she seems to be more of a hanger-on than a source of entertainment. I’d probably pass.
#2, Jamie Grubbs. All-around pass for me. I don’t get into the emo-pout thing at all. If my world’s going to crash and burn, and I know it, it’s going to have to be fun, as in chuckles.
#3 looks nice enough, seems pleasant enough, but that’s just not crash-and-burn worthy.
Now we’re getting somewhere. Contestant #4, Jamie Jungers, is a model. She supposedly started doing Tiger because she was engaged to a guy who was a Tiger fan. Great bod, great smile, great poses, and apparently dumb as mud. Possible crash-and-burn status here. The only hold-up here is I can see her doing a Wings’ Jenny McCarthy. I really can.
Don’t have much to go on with #5, Cori Rist. But, from what I’ve seen so far, definitely not crash-and-burn worthy.
#6, Mindy Lawton, not crash-and-burn worthy for me personally. She earned a nickname with Tiger, “rag doll”. That doesn’t shout out for me either. Whew.
I think at this time Tiger realized that crash-and-burn was probably becoming likely and decided to finish out in typical Tiger fashion. No one beats Tiger down the stretch. #7 , Holly Sampson, is a smoking hot, sillicone enhanced, experienced porn star. I can attest she knows what she’s doing. Can’t show it here, but she’s good at what she does. Real good. Crash-and-burn worthy good.
From this point on it gets kinda muddled as they came out fast and furious.
Joslyn James. Well, that’s not really her name. That’s her stage name. She’s a porn star too. Now, she’s not quite the looker Holly was, but she does things Holly hasn’t so far. Not sure about Tiger, but apparently I’d need some assistance. That could be exciting, that could be annoying. Bottom line, I think I’d pass on crash-and-burn worthiness. This one would be more like a going-out-in-flames category.
Loredana Jolie looks perfect, and likes to take her clothes off a lot. I had a problem finding a pic with her clothes on. However, my experience in life is girls who do that, well, do that. Fun to look at, not crash-and-burn worthy. I want an experience to go with it. She’d have to convince me she’s a lot more special than all the other girls who like to look at themselves naked were.
Some people consider Julie Postle #4, others not at all. Either way, looks fun, obviously, and is very very cute. Possible crash-and-burn worthy. If of course, she’s sober enough. I’m too old to enjoy sloppy drunks.
Theresa Rogers. Looks OK, but not my type. Not crash-and-burn material here.
Then of course, there’s been the several who claim to have slept with Tiger, but don’t want anyone to know about it. Those would definitely not be crash-worthy, unless one is Salma Hayek. I expect my crash-and-burn facilitator to be proud. To be excited. To want to shout out to the world what they’ve done.
When this thing I thought was put into all perspective was when we got this quote:
And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut.” – A. Dupre.
Fantastic insight coming from a crash-and-burn worthy candidate. However, none would ever match the ultimate crash-and-burn worthiness of:
Famous, smoking hot, apparently kept a secret, and the envy of everyone.
Until Tiger scores one of those, he’s just screwing around on his pregnant wife. No one really thinks much of that.
Tiger finally got smart and told the world he was going to take some time off from golf and leave the country, for a while, with his family. Leaving the gold clubs at home is probably the smartest move he’s made in a while.
But, I think I’ll wrap up by pointing out that I don’t really see the point in crashing and burning if this is what you came home to at the end of a hard of playing golf:
I actually feel sorry for Tiger. He’s got a problem. Being so addicted to something so shallow has got to be a depressing feeling. When he gets his head on straight, if it’s not too late, then he’ll be my envy again.
Apparently there’s a big stink about a show called GossipGirl selling the fact there may be a threesome on their episode. Big whup.
This ain’t new. One of my favorite shows of all time broached the topic a long time ago. January 5, 1995 to be exact. Episode was The Switch. The show of course, was Seinfeld:
GEORGE: The Switch?
JERRY: “The Switch.”
GEORGE: Can’t be done.
JERRY: I wonder.
GEORGE: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it!
JERRY: They didn’t have roommates in the Middle Ages.
GEORGE: Well, I’m sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200–somewhere–there were two women living together.
JERRY: The point is I intend to undertake this. And I’ll do it with or without you. So if you’re scared, if you haven’t got the stomach for this, let’s get it out right now! And I’ll go on my own. If not, you can get on board and we can get to work! Now what’s it going to be?
GEORGE: All right, dammit, I’m in.
JERRY: I couldn’t do it without you.
GEORGE: All right. Let’s get to work.
Later…….
GEORGE: All right. Let’s go over it again, one more time.
JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a m�enage � trois with her and her roommate.
GEORGE: That’s right.
JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect. Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the premises.
GEORGE: Keep going.
JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.
GEORGE: Continue.
JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in the unusual request.
GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation to a friendly dinner is proffered.
JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There’s only one flaw in it: They’re roommates. She’d have to go out with me behind Sandy’s back. She’s not gonna do that.
GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She tells Laura, “If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that’s your problem.”
JERRY: It’s a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.
Later……
GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?
JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.
GEORGE: So what happened?
JERRY: She’s into it.
GEORGE: Into what?
JERRY: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate’s into the manage too.
GEORGE: That’s unbelievable.
JERRY: Oh, it’s a scene man.
GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
JERRY: What are you talking about? I’m not goin’ to do it.
GEORGE: You’re not goin to do it? What do you mean, You’re not goin to do it?
JERRY: I can’t. I’m not an orgy guy.
GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium … by accident.
JERRY: Don’t you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I’d have to dress different. I’d have to act different. I’d have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I’d need a new bedspread and new curtains I’d have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I’d have to get new friends. I’d have to get orgy friends. … Naw, I’m not ready for it.
GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.
JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn’t do it either.
GEORGE: I know.
Of course, the threesome never happened.
Another show featured a memorable threesome as well:
Of course, Nip/Tuck pretty much always features sex. True Blood seems to be going that route as well.
So, I’m not buying GossipGirl’s advertising blitz on Fox. They’re just gonna have to do something better than that.
Foxnews has a way of promoting something fantastic, and delivering something not-so-much fantastic. I’ve done a lot of their stuff here. They are doing it so fast now I can’t even keep up. I do have somewhat of a life. However, this one I couldn’t ignore. Here’s their list:
This one’s kind of a trick. I’m gonna bet a lot of people don’t even recognize this one. She is hot. However, in the movie, not so much.
OK, Megan Fox at this time is smokin hot, covered in blood or not. I’ll go along with this one.
OK, this screamin scene is from the horror flick, Ghoulies. Remember Ghoulies? It’s not a scary movie. For that, she’s disqualified.
Katherine Heigl in Bride of Chucky. Now we’re talking. Hiring models for screamos changed the complexion.
Point of clarification here, Christina Ricci has never screamed in a scary movie. She usually IS the scary part. She should be disqualified for never screaming, but, she’s just too hot in a morbid way. And, since I’ve already got her pic here, there’s no reason to debate her scream queen status any further.
I knew Sigourney Weaver would be on this list. I have SOME issues with this. First of all, Aliens wasn’t a slasher or horror flick, it’s suspense. Secondly, Weaver never screams. Thirdly, Weaver only appears hot in this movie because she sweats profusely the entire time. Otherwise, she’s not hot. She could be hot, but not in these flicks.
Jessica Biel in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yes. However, I preferred her in a different role. I’ll get to it later, maybe. I’m gonna bet anyone who knows Jessica Biel, or knows me, already knows what that role is.
Nicole Kidman in The Others? What the? I mean sheez, these Fox peeps are amazingly easily horrified. The Others wasn’t scary. It wasn’t supposed to be. It was suspense, if not drama. And, Nicole never screams. Pathetic.
First of all, Courteney Cox could be sexy, but she wasn’t in her “horror” roles. Scream does count, but I don’t recall Cox screaming. Additionally, I think she doesn’t even qualify from that movie. You had Neve Campbell, Rose McGowan, and Drew Barrymore in their primes. Weak Fox, very, very weak.
Emilie de Ravin in The Hills Have Eyes. I don’t know who she is, and not sure I ever saw the movie. Regardless, nothing stuck apparently so it couldn’t have been very hot. Or, very scary.
This one’s another trick. She’s not really looked like that since. Although kinda smokin hot here, usually she’s been kinda frumpy since. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is about as screamish as you can get, but Renee Zellweger just isn’t quite that hot.
OK, I understand the need to get Halle Berry in any list, but Gothika? Monster’s Ball maybe, Gothika, not. Scratch yet another one.
Jamie Lee Curtis HAS to be on the list. She defined the modern scream queen. She could scream, she had big boobs, and she did stupid perfectly.
Jennifer Lopez in The Cell? Did she scream? I don’t think so.
Lara Flynn Boyle was definitely hot for a short period of time. Poltergeist III I’m not sure would qualify as a horror. Once again, there’s a difference between horror and suspense. Fox obviously doesn’t get it. And, to be a scream queen, one has to scream.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is on here because of two reasons. Those reasons do not include screaming or being in a horror movie. I Know What You Did Last Summer was not horror. Once again, it was suspense. I don’t recall Hewitt screaming in this one either. And, since you don’t see any of the two reasons she’s on this list, scratch her.
Angela Bassett. Yes, THE Angela Bassett. You have to know who she is. However, her entry here, Critters, doesn’t qualify. I don’t think she’s hot either.
Naomi Watts could be hot. However, she’s not really so much in The Ring. Oh, and best I recall, she doesn’t scream, and The Ring is not horror.
Patricia Arquette. Now we’re talking, sorta. Although cute as button in 1987, she was barely old enough to be sexy. It just didn’t seem right putting her in that category. Nightmare on Elm Street III definitely qualified, but considering some of the competition, it doesn’t matter. She’s not top 20.
Sarah Michelle Gellar. Fox has her on here for The Grudge 2, I think I liked her better in Scream 2. She definitely has earned her spot on this list. Smokin hot, shows lots of flesh, screams, all of it.
That’s Fox’s list. Mine’s a little different.
Keep Jamie Lee Curtis and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
First of all, do understand that in order to discuss hottest scream queens, some pictures may not be safe for work. That kinda helps in convincing me they’re “sexist” caliber.
Janet Leigh got the ball rolling in what could arguably be considered the first slasher flick defined by a scream queen. She was hot, maybe not in this pic, she totally defined the scream, and it was truly a horror flick in the sense that something horrific and startling occurs. She’s got it all in Psycho. Has to be on the list.
Fay Wray’s scream in King Kong was epic. King Kong had a monster, a very big monster. People died violently. That’s sort of a staple of horror.
Shannon Elizabeth in a bunch of screamers. Need I say more?
Jessica Biel in her best role.
Heather Langemkamp. She actually did two different Nightmare on Elm Streets.
Robin Sydney. Her screamer list is impressive. However, her performance in The Lost stands out for me. Robin’s my entry for all the smokin hot babes with gratuitous nude scenes. That was honestly the only thing that kept me going to screamo movies until I got broadband.
Teri Garr. Her career didn’t mean much to me. However, something stood out when she did Young Frankenstein.
Madeline Kahn. Her scream at the end of Young Frankenstein wasn’t the usual. And, for that reason, she’s hot.
And finally, Susan Sarandon from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Turning tradition on it’s side, she’s the only one in history I can think of who elicited screams whenever her stage name was mentioned. Meatload getting slashed qualifies this movie. The screams were actually best from Magenta and Columbia. However, they weren’t quite as hot as that slut Janet.
These are my odd ones that no one else seems to mention. To fill out my list, go to SheSoCrazy.com and pick whichever ones you like best. ( NSFW )
Fox, in it’s usual way, turned a great idea into a total dud. The Top Twelve Sexiest Album covers of all time. Oh Yeah! I’m up for that. So, imagine my feelings as I started my romp down memory lane:
That’s #1. Topical, but ok. Not a #1, but passable. Not sure how many young girls will now start dressing in barbed wire, or boys pushing their girlfriends to. OK, so I gotta admit, we’re off to a bad start. This is ok, but not sexy, and not so hot it will start a trend.
But, then things picked up a little:
Now we’re talking. That’s dangerous. That’s sexy. Now I get it, we’re going backwards, counting down. If that’s #11, then WHAT could be #10?
That’s not what I was expecting. OK, so they’ve got a thing for Shania Twain. That’s understandable. But, well, gee……..
Sexy? I don’t get it.
OK, so Carly Simon had boobs for a while. That’s never been a secret ( heh, we all get it now, the album’s called No Secrets. ). She was kinda sexy for a while, but this was not her best pose.
When Bruce started, he was cool as all get-out. Once the hits started pouring in, he thought he was a sex symbol. This picture culminated his career sell-out. Young girls might have enjoyed seeing an adult butt in a pic, but for the rest of us, it was kinda sad seeing what Bruce, “Born to Run” Springsteen had resorted to.
OK, this is where this thing totally jumps the shark. Now, ya gotta understand, at certain times, Madonna has been about as sexy as anyone on this planet could get. Obviously, this is not one of those moments. She went from the hyper-fun partying virgin you knew was lying, who was sexy as heck, and then watched her morph into this freak dominatrix with missiles for boobs grabbing her crotch at any given moment. Not sexy. From there she just seems to have turned into plastic. She doesn’t seem real any more. She definitely is not sexy. Scary, yes, sexy, no. She’s on the list for sure, but this album ain’t it.
I am completely clueless here. Is he the first black guy to show off how buff he is when he’s singing romantic lullabies? Shirtless guys staring at the camera just never did anything for me. Next.
WTF? I mean, seriously here, WTF?
Much better. However, once again, right person, wrong pose.
Well, once again, not my specialty here. However, this black guy posing shirtless showing how buff he is when he croons lullabies does predate the other one by about 20 years. I respect the originals. I usually don’t the imitations. So, that pretty much knocks both of these off the chart. Once again, right person, wrong pose.
Pathetic. Completely and totally useless. Once again, Fox has found a way to relegate something worth debating, nee, fighting for, and rendered it completely moot. Let’s try a REAL stab at this issue, shall we? I’m not going to have a #1. But, I will have a hall of fame in general. Others can be added later. This topic was taboo early on. The guys, black or white, were polished and nattily dressed. The women wore proper length dresses. But, with the 60′s, as with everything else, standards collapsed. Expectations were eroding to on-demand gratification. Bands started pushing buttons. First pushing topics, and then sexuality. Finally the wall pretty much completely around 1970. IMO, this is the one that pretty much blasted the wall completely:
Subtle huh? From that point on, nothing was taboo. It took a while to address all the issues, but this one I think is what got it all going. Now, at this point, bands occasionally tossed out sexual innuendo, sexuality, or whatnot. But a couple of bands re-defined things once again by totally selling sexuality. The first I can think of was:
Roxy thrived on it. Another band that pushed the envelope early on was Boxer:
Not so subtle. Other performers started pushing the button in other ways to their suiting:
Early on, the Playboy bunny turned new wave performer Debbie Harry turned all the guys on. Her clothes always seemed to be on the verge of falling off. Her sultry looks, pert mouth, blonde hair, and well, curves, made her perfect for everything but what we expected at the time:
If you didn’t get it then, you won’t now.
Other chicks were enjoying the liberation of being able to sell something besides their good voices. Madonna? Remember her, the hard candy dominatrix? This is how she got it going:
She was the virgin who liked to party all night.
Remember the second shirtless buff black guy staring at the camera? He wouldn’t stop there:
First he ditched his pants, and then he ditched everything else:
Before long you had people appealing to all kinds of different types of sexuality:
That one definitely caused a lot of guilty feelings. Baby One More Time? On her knees? For crying out loud.
This one turned on only one person on the planet. He’s dressed like her ever since.
In the early 80′s, they figured out the best way to score lots of babes was to look like them. Comparing blush was the quickest way to get in some babe’s pants. By the 90′s, all of this was getting kinda mundane. It went from having a sexy babe on the cover, to how many you could get:
It had gotten so mundane in fact, people worried about the lyrics. Now it’s gotten to the point people don’t even worry about the music. They don’t even worry about lyrics. The biggest concern seems to be getting a good pose:
Yup, now we’ve got shirtless babes in black lingerie starting directly at the camera. Which reminds me of another one lately:
Yup, a shirtless babe in black staring directly at the camera. Which reminds me of:
A shirtless babe dressed in, well, not black, staring at the camera. I’m sorta ok with this as a trend so far:
A shirtless babe, wearing too much, staring at the camera. That’s Scarlet Johansson tho.
Not sure who this is supposed to be appealing to:
Food fetishes I suppose. But, clam dip’s just not for me. If you think it couldn’t get any more over than this, remember this one?
We all KNEW what she was doing. Bad girl.
I could go on and on and on. Every year I think something like 4,200,001 sexy album covers are created. Everyone I’m sure has a Top 12 favoritest smoking hot album covers list. I’d love to see some others here. In the meantime, here’s my list and few to boot:
First of all, I need to put a face to this story so it makes some sense:
OK, now, keep that vision in your head and read the following:
Maybe another vision of her work attire would suit better:
OK, let’s continue:
“I decided that I was just going to be very reserved and rude and preferred never to talk to them, we wouldn’t give them the time of day or any hope of there being an after party and we did not express that we were remotely interested in hanging out with them at any point, so I guess that made them upset and bitter,”
OK, I’m gonna help her out a little here. When you’re running around naked, guys wanna have fun with that. They weren’t bitter, they were horny. Now, where this story starts getting ugly is the fact that she’s asserting that since she would only have certain degrees of sex while on the payroll, when she was not on the payroll all bets were off. Where it gets downright disgusting is:
“The nicest boys are in Detroit and Dallas. People there are not spoiled by celebrities and actually appreciate it when you shake their hand and sign a picture. Guys with good manners!”
Now, I can’t speak much for Detroit, but I’ve hung around Dallas a few times. They’re fairly symbolic of the South in general. I live sorta in the South. Now, she’s making an assumption that I think will get her into as much trouble in Dallas as Hollywood. Guys in Dallas ( read South ), are probably not quite as spoiled as guys in Hollywood. But, if I’m hanging out with a babe that looks like her and is getting naked while we’re having drinks and having certain levels of sex with me for money, I may draw the line right about where the guys in Hollywood did.
If she doesn’t want to deal with the sexual harassment and innuendo, I’d suggest she work with her clothes on. However, I bet she knows how much that would pay.
However, I do appreciate her giving me a mindless reason to put a couple of pics of her here.
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