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I just hate to see stories like this:

Polish court Friday reprimanded two Polish women, including 28-year-old model Dorota Krzysztofek, seen here sitting in court and who has appeared in men’s magazines, for indecent exposure after they sunbathed topless, a rarity in the deeply Catholic country. (AFP)

They were busted for laying around sunbathing.  Now, where I think it went over the top and the Polish decided they had to do something is because this is what Dorota Krzysztofek looks like with clothes on:

 

And this is what she looks like with not so many clothes on.  Now, the Bible says man should not lust.  But, God also throws all kinds of temptation at him to resist.  I can resist, sorta. But, worst case scenario, I will fail and lust.  No one gets hurt if I lust.  best case scenario, I resist the lust and become a better person for it.  Regardless, if I’m not tempted, I’ll never become better.  So, we’ll never know.  As it is, catching something like Dorota Krzysztofek laying around mostly naked just doesn’t happen very often around here, so when it does happen, and I’ve not been given the chance to make myself a better person, I lust.  That is probably the same situation the Polish judges were in.

In the meantime, you can watch multiple murders on Polish tv every night just as you can here.  The Bible also says murder is a bad thing, in the same vein as lust.  So, standing to logic, it would seem to me that depictions of murder should not be allowed in Poland either.  That won’t happen any time soon in Poland, or here either.  For reasons I have never understood, a lot of societies condone and encourage extreme violence while discouraging people from taking pride in themselves.  Dorota Krzysztofek has a fantastic body.  Why she has to hide it befuddles me.  Gangsta rappers and tv shows depicting murder should be the ones getting reprimanded, not Dorota Krzysztofek.

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A while back I did a little dance with Independent Sources about Melissa Theuriau.  Not sure if you remember her or not, maybe this will jog your memory:

 

I had other pics that were more memorable, but I try to keep some standards here to keep it R’ish.  well, it seems Melissa’s not been sitting around much of late.  She has apparently moved in such a way as to become quite pregnant.  Good for her!  Bad for lurking.

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Now, check this out:

 

That is Miss TEEN Louisiana, Lindsey Evans.  Apparently barely old enough to vote, she’s already gotten out of control as the rush of a pageant title has gone to her head.  Now, not quite on the scale of Miss Nevada Katie Rees, or our local favorite, Tara Conner, Lindsey is already racking up impressive numbers ( heh, heh ).  So far, she’s been busted on stealing from a restaurant for a whopping $46 and possession of pot.  I don’t think we’re gonna have quite the excitement we had with Katie, or Tara, or the one that got pregnant, or the one that had the goofball pics, or the one that married a drunk porn actor.  Her term ends in like a week or two.  My guess, she just quietly fades away from the pageant scene.  I can think of quite a few career moves she can make with looks like hers and a penchant for drugs.  You’d kind of think that gals in her position would be reminded daily of the saga of Katie Rees, and Tara, and all the rest.  Sure, her life’s not over, but it’s sure not heading in a good direction considering where she was one year ago.

UPDATE: October 23, 2008:  Guess I was wrong, she lost her crown.  The headline was over the restaurant bill, but I hope it was for the drugs.  It’s easy enough to quit stealing things.  Not so much to quit an addiction.

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Tara Reid won’t go back to acting until the strike is over.  No one is quite sure what strike that is.  The writers’ strike ended about six months ago.  She thinks she’s been watching re-runs and previously recorded shows since then.  think twice about entertainers gving advice on who to vote for 

The upside of her stand is I get to post another pic of her:

 

Now, I’m not sure anyone really cares if she ever figures out that the strike is over.  Just keep posing.  That’s what she does best by far.

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A gal going by the pseudo of “Natalie Dylan” is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder.  Now, she’s thought this out pretty well by doing it at a brothel.  This should help some as she might need some tutoring.

 

Now, for some people, having absolutely no experience in sex means something.  It really doesn’t for me.  I really prefer someone who knows how to get the job done.  I still remember a long time ago ( a difference century, a different universe ), and struggling with a couple of virgins.  Needless to say, I wasn’t much more than one myself.  It really isn’t an experience I dwell on to say the least.  To now be offered the chance to go to a brothel of sex professionals and relive my teen years instead isn’t really that much of a bait for me.  Now, if she looks like that in ten years or so, THEN auction her services at a brothel and I’ll be a little more interested.  Of course, I’m sure Mrs. Moon will probably stomp all over that interest.  Sure, Pavlov led me to this story, just as the posters intended.  However, in this case, Pavlov is telling me I’ve got a lot more experience waiting for me at home.  This is the very rare case where Pavlov is trumping the obvious.

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I don’t normally do political stuff here, but this is kinda out there, and seems to fit my Pavlov thread a lot more than my politics one.  So, bear with me.  This is what the McCain/Palin stickers look like for the most part right now:

 

Not terribly exciting.  Love the creativity of sticking the little dipper thingy on there.  But, that’s not really going to grab the attention of anyone outside of Alaska.  Not there’s anything wrong with Alaskans.  But, they only represent three electoral votes out of 538.  They need something that catches the eye of chunks of voters in the other states.  I’m thinking something like this:

 

Now, I did this thing myself, so it looks bad.  But, I didn’t do the original Palin with the rifle.  Someone else beat me to it.  But, you get the idea.  We got all kinds of symbolism going here:

• National security, look at the gun
• The US Stripes and Stars ( look closely at the bikini )
• I assume there is on star for every single state on her bikini, everyone’s represented, not just Alaska.  Although, I’m sure, they have the most prominent star.
• Smokin hot bod.  Appeals to, well, most male voters.  And, I assume, quite a few female voters as well.
• Librarian glasses, appeals to those who consider themselves a little more educated than the rest of us.  And, well, to those who like very smart looking women not necessarily in an educational sense.
• Messy hair, appeals to those of us who aren’t quite as neat as Obama or Biden.
• Smiling with the rifle, represents a symbol for some of us who want someone in The White House who’s willing to let our enemies know that not only are we willing to use force to protect ourselves, we really, really, enjoy doing it.

There are a lot of people that vote for the person they enjoy looking at the most.  That’s why all commercial advertising is usually done by very attractive women and not, well, the normal looking ones.  Politics is no different than your average porn site throwing out babes “in your area” who want to do you.  If you want clicks, you make it look appealing.  Once you’ve caught their eye, THEN you deliver the meat of your product.  In this case, moose would probably be preferred, but the political rhetoric I guess would be more appropriate for a presidential campaign.

Bottom line, Pavlov rules the marketing world.  There is nothing uniquely special about marketing a political campaign regardless of what media and the candidates might think.  McCain has shocked everyone by picking a running mate that actually is fun to look at.  They need to milk that for all it’s worth.

And for those that will claim this would drag politics to an all time low, we are talking about a situation where destroying kids’ lives for political gain is not only condoned by the media, they’re the ones doing it.  It can’t any worse than it already has.  So, have some fun with this Sarah.  I know I’m game. (That’s game as in having fun, not game as in being a moose. )

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I haven’t found much reason to watch the Olympics this year.  Oh sure, you had some guy swim faster than all the other guys eight times ( technically seven, he had a lot of help in a relay ).  But, really, how many times can you watch someone swim a straight line and get all excited?  I kinda burned out on that in 1972 I think it was.  Then of course, you had another guy run real fast.  It was over in literally the blink of an eye.  That was cool I guess.  I blinked, it was over, I missed it.  Finally, however, I got something I can get excited about:

Talita Rocha of Brazil adjusts her swimsuit during her women’s beach volleyball bronze medal match against China at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games August 21,

That folks, was not written by me.  That truly is a Reuters release.  Now, I really kinda started feeling kinda guilty over enjoying this incredibly demeaning article about the obviously talented Talita Rocha.  So, I figured I’d do her just and post more of her.  It didn’t take long.  AP ( don’t sue me! ) had a second “story” about her today as well:

Brazil’s Talita Antunes holds the ball during the bronze medal women’s beach volleyball match against China at the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Ground at the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Thursday, Aug. 21, 2008. China won 21-19, 21-17.(AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko)

( Talita goes by either Antunes or Rocha. )

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Guess who I’m going to see Friday.  I’ll give you a hint ( if the title hasn’t already ):

Now, I’d go into a LOT of detail of how Rod Stewart’s music has been a part of my transition from kid to adult. But, I would guess it would mimic pretty much every 40-something’s experience. For me, since about 1978 or so, if you wanted to get some, or even wanted to try, you HAD to have Rod Stewart’s album on. Or, at the very least, have his picture on the album laying around very visibly after you’ve gotten about six beers into your love for the moment. If that didn’t work instanteously, put on Buffett and get them a little drunker. THEN fall back on Rod. Sure, some guys passed around some pretty awful rumors about Rod, but he was scoring models faster than any of those guys scored period. Rod is somewhere in the same league as Hugh Heffner to me. Just one of those guys that just don’t have a clue how to be anything other than a babe-magnet. I can’t relate, I don’t want to either. If I could, then I’d have no reason, other than hearing Maggie May, to go have some fun Friday night.

And trust me peeps, I’ll have lots of tequila ready. If it works, I don’t change it.

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Post show update:
The show was excellent! Rod did all the classics and tossed in some covers. The best of which was definitely “Have you ever seen the rain?”. Toss in a smokin hot sax player and three backup singers who can sing better than almost anyone I’ve heard in years, and you’ve got an excellent show regardless of the headliner. The one thing that really struck me was his stage. It was white. All white. Not just curtain white, but instruments were all white, carpet was white, microphones were white, even his wristwatch was white. This made for some very neat, very simple effects. I tried to capture them, but needless to say, my equipment was rudimentary at best. Here’s some samples:


and:

In essence, with a simple flick of the switch, the entire stage changed. For ballads the stage would be blue. For rockers the stage would turn white, purple, whatever. It was very, very, simple. And, it was even moreso effective. I love it. Toss in a massive super high definition screen and you had all kinds of special effects for songs, and pics to tell a story. It was just a well done show. Nothing wild, nothing crazy, just impressive. Toss in Rod’s crowd-abilities and you had a very enjoyable show.

You’d think kids today would look at old-rockers like Rod, Bowie, the Stones, The Who, etc.. and take note that forty years after getting started, they’re still draw crowds in the tens of thousands. Those pics just show the people in front of us. There are probably twice as many, or more, behind us.

Due to a bout with sciatica before and during the show, this may be my last major outdoor show. It’s just too hard on me. If it is my last one, it was definitely worthy of going out on!

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It’s been too long since I “discovered” another “creation”.  Here’s one of the “creations” posted by Yahoo from yesterday:

A model displays a creation by Colombian designer Carmen Belisa during the Colombiamoda fashion show in Medellin July 30, 2008.

REUTERS/Albeiro Opera (COLOMBIA)

Now, myself, for all of my life I called this a “bikini”.    According to dictionary.com, a bikini is defined as:

1.  a very brief, close-fitting, two-piece bathing suit for women or girls.

According to the same reference, a “creation” is:

1. the act of producing or causing to exist; the act of creating; engendering.
2. the fact of being created.
3. something that is or has been created.
4. the Creation, the original bringing into existence of the universe by God.
5. the world; universe.
6. creatures collectively.
7. an original product of the mind, esp. an imaginative artistic work: the creations of a poetic genius.
8. a specially designed dress, hat, or other article of women’s clothing, usually distinguished by imaginative or unique styling: the newest Paris creations.

Now, I gotta admit, this is something that has been “created”.  So, 1,2, and 3 do apply.  And, none of this would have existed if not by some type of divine intervention I assume, so 4 applies.  And, this is definitely something that is part of the universe, so 5 applies.  Although this babe is a creature, what she is wearing is not, so 6 does not apply.  Now, since this truly is a bikini, which has existed for a while, 7 does not apply.  And, being as pink bikinies with ruffles have existed for a while as well, I don’t think 8 applies either.  So, bottom line to me is I don’t think this truly qualifies for the adjective “creation”.  “Hot babe in a bikini” works just fine for me.

Bottom bottom line, nit-picking the word “creation”, which I have done here for a long time, just gives me another reason to post a “hot babe in a bikini” for no other reason than she was just standing there.

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There’s a lot of very depressing news going on in the world today.  In the midst of all that, there’s some fluff that is quite useless in every sense of the word.  The biggest of the big when it comes to complete uselessness is the “evidence” that Lindsay Lohan is lesbian. Outside of purely Pavlovian interests, I don’t think it means a thing in the world. But, for the sake of curiosity ( pun intended ), I’ve made a poll!

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