Category Archives: Opinions

Joe Paterno needs to be in prison

Pennsylvania doesn’t dick around with rape: § 3121. Rape (a)Offense defined.–A person commits a felony of the first degree when the person engages in sexual intercourse with a complainant: (1) By forcible compulsion. (2) By threat of forcible compulsion that would prevent resistance by a person of reasonable resolution. (3) Who is unconscious or where the person knows that the complainant is unaware that… (more…)

Howard Hughes and the internet

Howard Hughes was an odd bird to say the least.  Actually, most would say he was crazier than hell.  He didn’t fly planes, he flew them faster and bigger than anyone else.  He didn’t score babes, he scored the most perfect ones.  And, he didn’t just like boobs, he made them shapelier: Howard Hughes was simply the man every man… (more…)

Today’s creation: shoes and pyramids

I have enjoyed a good chuckle or two over the years over very bad reporting.  One abuse of the English language is the word “creation”.  Now, not so long ago, a creation meant something like: 1. the act of producing or causing to exist; the act of creating; engendering. 2. the fact of being created. 3. something that is or… (more…)

Slow news days

You know it’s a slow news day when you have headlines like this:  2 NYC Firefighters Hurt in Scaffolding Collapse at Ground Zero Site: Watch Live Now, I really don’t think I want to watch it LIVE.  In fact, I’ll just wish them well and not watch it at all.  That’s the end of that one. But wait, there’s more!… (more…)

Barry Bonds hits #755

Barry Bonds hit his 755th home run last night, tying Hank Aaron for the all-time most home runs.  On the way, he’s been taunted and booed due to his rumored steroid use.  Quite frankly, I don’t think any asterisk is required next to his name when he sets the record.  The BALCO investigation is often cited as the reason why… (more…)

Does the world need paparazzi?

Today there is yet another headline of a run-in between a star and a photographer trying to take unwanted pictures of a star.  This has been an ongoing “headline” for a long, long, long time.  I kinda thought that when paparazzi killed Princess Diana that things would change.  Nothing did.  Now, I don’t really get how this is allowed in… (more…)

The Perils of suing Avril Lavigne?

A rather curious thing happened to Avril Lavigne on her way to the recording studio one day. She apparently wrote a song that sounds just like a lot of other songs. Imagine that. Her song, Girlfriend, sounded so much like Toni Basil’s Mickey, she threatened to sue. She didn’t, but Girlfriend sounded so much like The Rubinoos“I want to be… (more…)

Girls kicked off bus for kissing?

OK, here’s the headline: Girls say driver kicked them off bus for kissing Basically the major media laughs it off as a bus driver over-reacting to a sensual moment between to perfectly innocent little girls.  Something all peeps would enjoy viewing.  However, that’s not really the image that was on display.  Ya see, this is what the two girls look… (more…)

In defense of Paris, sort of

Quickie Update, same day: Paris is back IN the slammer.  Basically it appears to me she’s stuck in the middle of a fight between the judge and the sheriff.  I still stand behind the comments I made earlier today tho.  At this point, it’s gone from just not being quite right to completely embarrassing and distracting way too much from… (more…)

The Akon owning video

I saw this video of Akon “owning” some kid for throwing a bottle at him. You can watch it if you want. The only part worth watching is about the last five seconds. Akon owns dumb kid Video Now, what Akon did is assault. He could very well wind up hanging out with Paris. He could very well wind up… (more…)

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