Category Archives: Idiot of the day

Joe Lunardi can’t read very well

Was trying to enjoy some mindless chatter on ESPN, but Joe Lunardi ruined it real quick: Kentucky, which figures to leapfrog the Orange in the polls, remains No. 2 where it counts. Both teams have one loss, but ‘Cuse has it all over the Wildcats in every meaningful category. A closer look at the stats at the time he wrote… (more…)

Bad things happen when IU beats UK

Indiana beats Kentucky for the first time in about a decade last week.  After it was over, IU fans rushed the floor. Apparently Megan Dills, a huge UK fan, got roughed up in the melee.  What makes this story Moonagian is the fact that Miss Dills is a Playboy model.  That got my interest on the Foxnews page.  BUT, Foxnews ran… (more…)

Joe Paterno needs to be in prison

Pennsylvania doesn’t dick around with rape: § 3121. Rape (a)Offense defined.–A person commits a felony of the first degree when the person engages in sexual intercourse with a complainant: (1) By forcible compulsion. (2) By threat of forcible compulsion that would prevent resistance by a person of reasonable resolution. (3) Who is unconscious or where the person knows that the complainant is unaware that… (more…)

Meet Me at The Y

Y.M.C.A. has decided they need a name change.  Forever immortalized by one of the hokiest dance hits of the last fifty years, they decided people didn’t understand what YMCA stood for.  I think they had another problem.  A bunch of gay men singing about meeting at the “Young Men’s Christian Association” had some connotations to it.  A name change was… (more…)

The second greatest US public awareness ad of all time.

Man, I just love this! Not sure who the genius in Pennsylvania state government was that thought this would go over well.  But, I’m sure they got the attention of every conspiracy theorist on Earth. Just wondering how many of them are fleeing Pennsylvania for a less Orwellian existance?  Or maybe planning the resistance? Not sure my all time favorite… (more…)

That chicken is not REALLY a chicken

Foxnews ran this pic with a story about Harry Reid supporters mocking the old practice of bartering for health care: That’s kinda silly, but not terribly funny.  So, AP had to help us out: Democrats stand in front of Sue Lowden’s campaign bus in front of her Reno, Nev. office with a dancing chicken (man in chicken costume), livestock and… (more…)

Blindsided?

Every single day for the last month it seems I’ve heard commentary on every media possible about poor little Sandra Bullock and how she’s possibly dealing with her husband screwing around on her.  First of all, her husband has never been a saint.  He’s currently in a custody battle with this:   That’s the nice way to present it.  Janine… (more…)

Birth of the full-size five door hatchback

Just read on Foxnews that Honda has come out with a “a relatively new class: the full-size, 5-door hatchback“.  This relatively new class will look something like this:   Pretty crazy huh?  Two doors on each side, and ONE IN THE BACK!  This kind of reminds me of a car that was around when I was smaller:   Now, that… (more…)

The Politician

Headlines are talking about Andrew Young releasing a book called “The Politician”.  Well, for starters, it’s not “The Politician”.  It’s The Politician: An Insider’s Account of John Edwards’s Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down: Now, if you couldn’t guess what it was about before, I bet you do now. The story, in case you haven’t… (more…)

Cinemark and family values

First of all, I do appreciate Cinemark drawing a line with kids. Note: No Children Under Age 6 Will Be Admitted To Any R-Rated Feature After 6:00 PM. Valid IDs will be required to attend Rated “R” movies. You must be at least 17 years of age or have your parent accompany you to view the movie. IDs will be… (more…)

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