Categotry Archives: Humor

Theft of the Dead Parrot?

One of my favoritest Monty Python sketches has always been the Dead Parrot.  It’s remained a classic for pretty much the entirity of my life.  In fact, I’d like to see it again, so here goes: Actually, come to think of it, it’s been a classic for the lifetime of a lot of people.  Seems the joke’s been around since… (more…)

Priming for a ghoulish weekend

The Lone Ranger

Got this via email from MIndo, thought you all would enjoy it: The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians…  The Indian Chief proclaims, ‘So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be Executed in three Days But, before I kill you, I will grant you three Requests.  What is your first request?’  The Lone Ranger responds, ‘I’d… (more…)

Brian Eno in Somerset, KY?

Got this news on Myspace today: Cool beans huh!  Brian Eno is coming to Somerset, Kentucky! OK, for the record, he’s not coming to rural Kentucky.  He’s coming to Knoxville, Tennessee.  That’s not too far from here.  But, it made for a good chuckle for me.  I’d can imagine Brian Eno passing time in rural Kentucky.  Somehow I just don’t… (more…)

Sometimes I wonder…..

Can anyone explain this? You’ll never party this hard. (from CollegeHumor)

Mike Litoris owns a home

Saw this on collegehumor: Actually, according to one source, it was on wtvu.  I hope this is real! But, I’m sorta doubtful it is.  If anyone has any further on this, I’d appreciate it.

How to win this election

I don’t normally do political stuff here, but this is kinda out there, and seems to fit my Pavlov thread a lot more than my politics one.  So, bear with me.  This is what the McCain/Palin stickers look like for the most part right now:   Not terribly exciting.  Love the creativity of sticking the little dipper thingy on there. … (more…)

Help me with a housewarming present, please

Opinion Polls & Market Research Comments would be appreciated as well.

The upside of high gas prices

Woman Accused of Trading Sex for Gasoline   I wanna be a gas station attendant when I grow up!

What Mensa Peeps do for fun

Got this via email: The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners. Read them carefully. Each is an actual word with only one letter altered to form a new word.  Some are terrifically… (more…)

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