Categotry Archives: Humor

Geography of a woman

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of… (more…)

Jesus, FTW

Not sure where this came from, or its intent, but to me there is not a better statement on 21st century society:

Pythons and children….

Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python

Some BS happening somewhere

This IS the explanation of why journalism keeps hitting all time lows: Breaking News: Some BS Happening Somewhere Caution, not totally safe for work. But, worth it.

Tiger Shark

Tiger Shark.

I’ll be proud to tell my kids I chipped in to the Lehman Brothers bankruptcy, however little.

Context sensitive advertising makes for some really fun contradictions.  This one may be a little heady, but I love it:

Screen saver

Most screen savers on the internet are a dangerous proposition.  You’re as likely to get some worm, virus, or pop-ups you don’t want as you are the screen saver you did.  This one works pretty well.  Just click on the link and it’ll do its thing: screen cleaner H/T: Rain City Story.

City hears 82nd Ave prostitution plan is working

That’s the headline.  It’s early in the morning, so I didn’t feel like watching the video.  However, I’m not sure if that means the city is getting better prostitutes or if they’re teaching their prostitutes that the key to success is working. I’d suggest getting off their butts and working, but that just don’t seem right.  Get off their backs… (more…)

Tiger Woods

In the usual proud USA fashion, a stupid story very rapidly becomes good jokes.  Tiger Woods is great fodder now: When Orlando policemen found Tiger unconscious on the ground and Elin standing by with the 9 iron, they questioned her.  “What’s the club for?”  “I use it from about 100 yards in, or for breaking the window in the SUV.”  “How… (more…)

Dolph

I like to keep an eye on Google trends.  It tells me what people think is very, very, important in the world.  Sometimes it even makes sense.  Today is not one of those days.  Most of the phrases are meaningless jibberish to me.  However, the one word I did recognize, and do enjoy, is “Dolph”.  That’s as in “Lundgren”.  That’s… (more…)

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