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Anagrams: Teach and cheat

Ever notice that teach and cheat are anagrams.  Coincidence? ( Truth be known, not really.  )

When you know for sure it’s your time to go

Kentucky State Police say 38-year-old Thomas J. Tucker of Elkton was driving on Ky. 171 in Todd County north of Allegre on Sunday night when his vehicle ran off the right shoulder. The KSP says Tucker overcorrected and lost control, causing the vehicle to overturn. It slid off the road and snapped a utility pole. Troopers say Tucker got out… (more…)

Golf and witchcraft

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf.

Comfortable

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

A Nice Change

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Acne

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of acne. ( That’s not the way this one came to me, but I love Algebra! )

Lines

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Aging

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Middle Names

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

40

The Roman Numerals for forty are ” XL.”

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