Category Archives: Entertainment

Jennifer Love Hewitt is apparently just too hot for print

Jennifer Love Hewitt posed to sell her show.  This is how it came out: This apparently was too hot for the magazine peeps. So, they decided to tone it down a little bit: First of all, I need to take an incredibly scientific poll to see where this idea stands with the general public: Which ad would make you more… (more…)

Which was worse, Roseanne or Steven?

In 1990, Roseanne Barr gave the worst performance of the National Anthem ever.  Bar none.  In her mind I think it was performance art.  In the minds of everyone else, it was awful to the point of blasphemy.  She was roundly criticized, justifiably so. Last night, Steven Tyler, long time member of Aerosmith, of whom I’m a fan of, and… (more…)

Favorite Rain song?

Red Rain’s always been a favortie of mine.  For some reason there’s been tons of songs about rain.  Being a cold, rainy day in November, thought it’d be a good day to discuss favrotie rain songs.  What’s yours? Best rain song? Public OpinionView Results Amazon.com Widgets

Pattinson Loops

While browsing a discussion of all-time worst actors, some funny guy put these Robert Pattinson loops up that I thought were just, well, funny! Robert cruising: Robert laughing: Robert getting humped! And of course, Robert acting!

Wonder Woman gets a makeover

Wonder Woman made her introduction in December of 1941. Got that whole Betty Boop look goin.  She very quickly morphed into: Originally created and designed by William Moulton Marston, a psychologist, Wonder Woman was supposed to be an inspiration for young women.  As such, she was intentionally designed to be edgier, healthier, assertive, and sexier.  She was everything a young… (more…)

Tracy’s bad day

Tracy got up early so he and his wife Coco could take their pedigree dog to the vet for knee surgery.  Tracy forgot to wear his seatbelt and was promptly pulled over by New York’s finest.  When they realized Tracy didn’t have a license, he was escorted the station, booked, and released.  Guys named Tracy just must not put a… (more…)

Who I write like

I grabbed a little from my political blog: Nancy Pelosi has promised us that she will do everything in her power to diligently uphold the highest ethical standards in Congress that she possibly can and not allow HER Congress to return to the moral and ethical abyss that it was when she was in charge of it under a previous… (more…)

George Steinbrenner

George Steinbrenner just died at the age of 80. The Obama administration was quick to point out it was due to a heart he inherited from a previous administration. In the meantime, here is one of my favorite Steinbrenner moments:

Lindsay Lohan

For the record, I could care completely less about Lindsay going to jail. Seriously. Actresses are a dime a dozen and there’s one million waiting in line for the chance to take her place in every single movie.  If she wants to be a junkie, so be it.  Gimme someone who’s a little more satisfying to read about. Seriously.

Blindsided?

Every single day for the last month it seems I’ve heard commentary on every media possible about poor little Sandra Bullock and how she’s possibly dealing with her husband screwing around on her.  First of all, her husband has never been a saint.  He’s currently in a custody battle with this:   That’s the nice way to present it.  Janine… (more…)

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