Jennifer Love Hewitt posed to sell her show. This is how it came out:
This apparently was too hot for the magazine peeps. So, they decided to tone it down a little bit:
First of all, I need to take an incredibly scientific poll to see where this idea stands with the general public:
My thoughts? This is flippin Jennifer Love Hewitt. She hasn’t won any Oscars. She’s not doing Shakespeare. She’s not reciting Plato. She’s not doing surgery. She’s selling a tv show. She’s known for two things and neither of which are “modesty”. She’s known for her boobs. Has been since she was a young lady. This has never bothered her that I am aware of. She’s made a lot of money. Some of her work has been pretty good. But, the bottom line is, for someone to edit out boobs on a Jennifer Love Hewitt photo shoot is simply stunning to me. I mean, can you imagine the chatter during this edit session?
Staff Member 1: OK, who’s going to be the model for this show?
Staff Member 2: Apparently, Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Staff Member 1: OK. Better airbrush her boobs, they’re too big and attractive. We don’t people buying our magazine for the wrong reason, y’know?
Staff Member 2: Already on that, boss. I’m well aware of how amazing her boobs are, and will make sure they are covered properly or if necessary, mostly removed.
Staff Member 1: Good work. Don’t want a bunch of housewives feeling bad about themselves either, now do we? By the way, send me a copy of the original pics. To my personal address. OK?
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This is in Maxim:
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