A while back I did a little thingy about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. He especially struck me as the most desperate attention seeking media whore I had ever seen in my life. It was pathetic. I predicted the sex tape would appear within two years. Oddly enough, that post was almost one year ago to this day. Wanna guess what the most meaningless headline on Foxnews is today? You got it, Heidi Montag made a sex tape. Other than being the most meaningless headline, I told you that was going to happen at least once very soon. However, the story actually took a twist. It seems this:
Apparently made her movie with this:
I can admit I had pretty much ditched the entire scenario thinking it would have been Pratt in the movie. He really just kind of disgusts me. But, Karissa Shannon? Oh, we’re talking a totally different ballgame now. And the kicker? It’s supposedly kinda old. Which means, NO G-CUPS! Heidi was smoking hot before she went all surgical on herself. Now she doesn’t look real at all. Those rock hard G-cups are the most fake things I think I have ever seen. Lesson to all wanna be reality stars, models, and anything other than porn actresses, the real things, even with their flaws, are obviously real and much more look-worthy than the others. Now, later in life, that’s a different story. But until then, stay with the real things. As hot as Heidi doing Karissa might be, I can imagine it being kind of difficult to not think it’s some CGI fantasy.