Monthly Archives: July 2010

Golf and witchcraft

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf.

Comfortable

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

A Nice Change

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Acne

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of acne. ( That’s not the way this one came to me, but I love Algebra! )

Lines

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Aging

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Middle Names

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

40

The Roman Numerals for forty are ” XL.”

Tracy’s bad day

Tracy got up early so he and his wife Coco could take their pedigree dog to the vet for knee surgery.  Tracy forgot to wear his seatbelt and was promptly pulled over by New York’s finest.  When they realized Tracy didn’t have a license, he was escorted the station, booked, and released.  Guys named Tracy just must not put a… (more…)

Who I write like

I grabbed a little from my political blog: Nancy Pelosi has promised us that she will do everything in her power to diligently uphold the highest ethical standards in Congress that she possibly can and not allow HER Congress to return to the moral and ethical abyss that it was when she was in charge of it under a previous… (more…)

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