19
Nov 2009
One of the more important headlines of the day on Fox:
Kathy Hilton: Paris Wanted Breast Implants
That was probably enough to get the markets moving. But, this was the conclusion of the story:
“I’m way too scared, I hate needles and I hate blood. I’m a really big fan of the show ‘Nip/Tuck’ so I see how it happens,” she said. “I’m just too scared. I’m happy with the way I am.”
The Dow promptly tanked, down nearly 140 at opening. The news even shut down all air traffic as pilots sat in stunned disappointment.
Category: Idiot of the day, Media
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