That was one of the top searches on my site today.  It kind of dismays me that apparently when you search for “combat illeteracy”, you get my blog.

What should concern me even more is the number of people that were directed here for searching “14 year old consent to sex with 30 year old man”, “daughter knocked up”, and “red hot vagina”.   Which of course leads to the natural conclusion of “knocked up by a old man”.

Those things all seem just a tad bit trivial I’m sure to the person who was searching for “hillary clinton giving information on our nuclear missiles to russians” and “nobel prize psychopath”.

Some tiny bits of clarification:

• I have no information about statuatory rape here.  Sorry.
• There are no red hot vaginas here.  Sorry again.
• If you’re knocked up by an old man, can’t help you there either.
• The Russians had the plans to our nuclear missiles before Hillary was born.
• The only psychopath I’m aware of that actually won the Nobel was Yasser Arafat.  Jimmy Carter did want to deploy a bomb that killed people but not buildings.  However, once he realized it would kill all the Martians as well, he changed his mind.  Ronald Reagan had no problems and did deploy them.  Ronald Reagan however, never won the Nobel for ending the Cold War.  Barack Obama already got a Nobel for winning an election.  Not sure if he’s a psychopath or not.  Although, his Communications Director admires them an awful lot.
• The key to combating illiteracy is to start by spelling it right.  ( Yeah, I know, it is spelled I-T. )

There is lots more fun stuff here.  But, that was just the political blog.(?)