Monthly Archives: October 2009

Hottest Scream Queens of All Time?

Foxnews has a way of promoting something fantastic, and delivering something not-so-much fantastic.  I’ve done a lot of their stuff here.  They are doing it so fast now I can’t even keep up.  I do have somewhat of a life.  However, this one I couldn’t ignore.  Here’s their list: This one’s kind of a trick.  I’m gonna bet a lot… (more…)

M. Night Shyamalan

In 1999 M. Night Shyamalan gave us the blockbuster hit, The Sixth Sense.  The climax of the movie is when the kid looks Bruce Willis squarely in the eyes and tells him he sees dead people.  Something clicked in me when I was watching that.  He sees dead people, he sees Bruce Willis, ergo, Bruce must be dead.  The movie… (more…)

Satan and satin

Anyone ever notice how similar the words satan and satin are?  Coincidence?

Sexiest Album Covers?

Fox, in it’s usual way, turned a great idea into a total dud.  The Top Twelve Sexiest Album covers of all time.  Oh Yeah!  I’m up for that.  So, imagine my feelings as I started my romp down memory lane: That’s #1.  Topical, but ok.  Not a #1, but passable.  Not sure how many young girls will now start dressing… (more…)

Seven Nation Army

Just because I feel like it:

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

On, on, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim! How’s that for a breathtaking cheer? This has got to be the stupidest name for a US professional team I’ve ever seen.  How would they get all that on a jersey? The history of how they got that name is fairly droll.  If I were a tax-paying citizen of Anaheim I think I’d… (more…)

New England 59, Tennessee 0

The Tennessee Titans came into this weekend’s game with a very makeshift secondary.  The New England Patriots knew that.  During a ten minute span in the second quarter, the Patriots tossed in five touchdowns.  The game was over by half-time.  The Patriots would go on to score a couple of more touchdowns, one with a rookie quarterback. A lot of… (more…)

combat illeteracy

That was one of the top searches on my site today.  It kind of dismays me that apparently when you search for “combat illeteracy”, you get my blog. What should concern me even more is the number of people that were directed here for searching “14 year old consent to sex with 30 year old man”, “daughter knocked up”, and… (more…)

Zombieland

Zombieland is all that I expected it to be. This movie had to have been written especially for Woodie Harrelson. He honestly seems to enjoy this role too much. Now, based on the trailers on the ‘net, I decided to take my boy with me. That might have been a mistake. Only one intentionally startling scene seemed to get him.… (more…)

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