Monthly Archives: September 2009

Ever wonder what causes flooding?

Saw this teaser and had to keep it: Relentless rain to blame for Atlanta flooding Now you know.

Who shot the ring bearer?

Kayaking

Mrs. Moon is concerned because I want to take Moonlet canoeing.  I think this is what she fears: That’s not a canoe tho.

This year’s business attire

Thom Browne thinks this is what I should look like on a typical day at work this year: This of course, would be the human resources director: I kinda prefer the maintenance man outfit: We’re kinda concerned, our finance officer looks like this now: Regardless of the really big bow, there just seems to be something missing. The executive secretary… (more…)

Shawty got low low low low low

Whilst watching a film that I regarded highly, namely Tropic Thunder, a rather excitable character emphasized his point by breaking out in dance. It looked something like this: At the time, the absurdity of it all distracted me. I didn’t pay any attention to the background music other than it did not seem to be performed by a 50ish balding… (more…)

Patrick Swayze

Right after I got out of college, I hooked up with a babe a bit younger than I was.  Not being terribly good at dating for more than a week or two, I figured this time I’d do what I should to make it work a little longer.  So, naturally, one of the first tests I had to endure to… (more…)

Mr. Brooks

Not sure if you’ve seen Mr. Brooks or not.  Until last night, I hadn’t.  I hadn’t even heard of it.  It’s pretty cool though.  It’s about this serial killer that kills people for twenty years or so.  It also has a side-plot running that doesn’t make much sense until the movie’s pretty much over about an investigator and her run-in… (more…)

How exciting can an Inadvertent Ingestion of Marijuana be?

I saw this headline at the CDC and figured the story had to be good: Inadvertent Ingestion of Marijuana — Los Angeles, California, 2009 Given that headline, I had to read it.  I figured this had to be hilarious.  It went something like this: On April 8, 2009, the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) notified officials from the Los Angeles… (more…)

Just for one day – Kaleb Eulls

“I just tried to get her to focus directly on me, just point the gun at me, so I would know she’s not pointing it at anyone else besides me,” he said. “And in a split second, I guess she just looked off the bus or flinched or blinked, and I knew that would be my only chance, and I… (more…)

Irina Voronina doesn’t like Hollywood guys

First of all, I need to put a face to this story so it makes some sense: OK, now, keep that vision in your head and read the following: “If there is a shot where we’re all in the limo and the camera is rolling, it’s us all having fun, they have their hands all over us and then when… (more…)

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