Burger King has had some rather notorious promotions in the past. Some good, some bad, some downright ugly. This new one has got to fall under the category of all three. It’s beautiful, it’s offensive, it’s enticing, it’s smut.
Ok, anyone get the innuendo here? Better question, does one single person on this planet need me to explain the innuendo here? I hope not. If you have to ask, we’re not on the same wavelength. We won’t be able to communicate at all.
This thing is already causing problems at home for me. Upon viewing this “promotion” for a few minutes, I told Mrs. Moon I’d like to go home and get my big seven incher blown. She said she’d rather have a whopper. We got no whoppers at home. Thus the problem. Friday night, if all goes well, I plan to go to Burger King, blow her mind with a big seven incher, then take my whopper home. Problem solved.
[...] week ago I did a post on the new Burger King ad. It just kinda struck me as misguided and sophomoric. A lot of people agreed with me. Great [...]