Ok, here’s the teaser:
First she complains that she can’t go to the drugstore and buy condoms. THEN she talks about not having a boyfriend.
In my world, the guys usually know to be prepared. Even if you don’t necessarily want to use it, have it as a backup. Second, she can buy all the condoms she wants in my drugstore, I don’t have a clue who she is.
But lastly, and definitely most curiously in my mind, if she has no boyfriend, and has to buy her own condoms, what exactly is she having sex with? I’m sure I’ll never find out.

OK, I have no clue who she is. Never heard of her. Is she really so famous that she cant walk into a pharmacy wearing jeans and a blouse and still be recognized? Also, why does she have Simon Cowell’s cell number? Id gladly give her mine but I doubt she would call or even accidentally text me.