Monthly Archives: January 2009

100-0 and Jake Porter

Recently a girls basketball team beat another girls basketball team 100-0.  Sounsd impressive at first glance.  However, the girls on the zero end of the score were handicapped to varying degress.  And, to make matters more embarassing, the girls on the 100 end of the score attend a Christian based school.  Once those details came out, I was less than impressed. … (more…)

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

  Moonlet and I went to see Paul Blart: Mall Cop last weekend.  Now, my first impression wasn’t what I expected.  The theatre was sold out.  I mean, jam-packed, standing room only, sold out.  The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Tropic Thunder, none of those pulled that off here that I am aware of.  But, on a Saturday at one o’clock in… (more…)

Dang polls – 2009 NCAA basketball edition

It doesn’t matter what the opinion poll is, I generally very easily find fault with them.  Oscars, political, it doesn’t matter.  They’re all messed up.  This week’s edition is the NCAA basketball poll.  People are wondering why the SEC is so down this year.  Right now they only have Florida in the Top 25.  I think that’s a sympathy vote. … (more…)

The Oscars – 2009 version

The Oscars revealed their nominations in the last day or so. I have sat here trying to ponder ways to be witty, snide, sarcastic, and intellectual about the list. I have failed. It is so devoid of content I just gave up. I did however, make a list: The Visitor 1 N N Frost/Nixon 5 N N MILK 8 N… (more…)

Smokin hot Michael J Fox?

Fox is on a tear this morning.  First they claimed some church people ate an entire restaurant.  Now, I get this:

They ate the whole thing?

Saw this headline on Fox this morning: 19 Church Members Sickened After Eating Pizza Hut I somehow just don’t think that was possible.

Cheated for sex – photos?

This is a “headline” on Foxnews: Cheated For Sex ‘Girl Next Door’ Kendra Wilkinson says she stepped out on Hugh Hefner | PHOTOS Now, the story itself was kind of cheesy, but PHOTOS?  PHOTOS of Kendra Wilkinson cheating for sex?  That I had to see.  It’s a scam.  It’s a bunch of pics of her standing around posing with the… (more…)

Elvis in Home Alone?

This is just weird.  I was reading on my favorite conspiracy board about all the latest conspiracy theories when I stumbled across this: That so perplexed me that I decided I needed others’ opinions as to what they think: QuestionsView Results Quite frankly, I don’t think it’s him. However, given the rather odd things he did towards the end, I… (more…)

Best PETA ad?

pamela sue anderson for peta

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I didn’t care much for PETA for a long time.  Chicks who hate fur just never appealed to me.  However, starting a few years ago, PETA decided since no one was listening to them, they’d appeal to the most primal form of advertising known to man.  They decided to get naked.  Now, no one still listens to their message, but… (more…)

Megan Fox on Salma Hayek

I like the sound of the title.  And, that’s sort of what this is about. Megan had this to say about one of my all time favorite actresses, Salma Hayek: Her body ideal? Apparently its Salma Hayek. As the star walked by, Megan’s eyes followed. “I really want her boobs,” Fox said. “Those are the most amazing boobs.” For clarification,… (more…)

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