Monthly Archives: November 2008

The state of the NFL

This year I have watched very little pro football.  Last year I didn’t either.  Last year it was because my Sundays were occupied by a very active four year old.  This year, it’s because there’s no reason to.  This has been the dullest NFL season ever. Now, my season pretty much ended the second week.  That’s when I came to… (more…)

Guns n’ Roses sues Dr. Pepper for taking too long?

This is just plum goofy.  Guns n’ Roses started recording their album Chinese Democracy in 1994.  It got to be such a joke about it ever being released that Dr. Pepper pretty much joined the joke by saying if it did get released this year, they’d buy everyone a drink ( of Dr. Pepper  ).  Sure enough, after fourteen years,… (more…)

Appaloosa

The boy conned me into seeing appaloosa.  Saying it was about Cowboys. He had seen it with Mrs. Moon, so I assumed he knew what he was talking about. I’m just gonna say I didn’t like it.  It was so stereotypical western in every way I just sat there the entire time wishing I was watching something like: Amazon.com Widgets… (more…)

Theft of the Dead Parrot?

One of my favoritest Monty Python sketches has always been the Dead Parrot.  It’s remained a classic for pretty much the entirity of my life.  In fact, I’d like to see it again, so here goes: Actually, come to think of it, it’s been a classic for the lifetime of a lot of people.  Seems the joke’s been around since… (more…)

Bacon painting goes unsold

According to Fox, something very strange occurred last night.  Namely this:   did NOT sell for $40,000,000!  I repeat, it did NOT sell for $40,000,000.  According to the story, there were gasps in the audience when it was obvious no one was going to ante up $40,000,000 for that painting.  Apparently the best they could do during the auction was… (more…)

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

The Moonlet and I went to see Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.  I really didn’t like it much.  The humor was not well suited for small kids.  There was a lot of stuff about relationships, between a father and son, between rivals, between suitors, etc..  Kids just don’t get that at five to six years old and made for a lot… (more…)

No boobs allowed in Poland

I just hate to see stories like this: Polish court Friday reprimanded two Polish women, including 28-year-old model Dorota Krzysztofek, seen here sitting in court and who has appeared in men’s magazines, for indecent exposure after they sunbathed topless, a rarity in the deeply Catholic country. (AFP) They were busted for laying around sunbathing.  Now, where I think it went… (more…)

Melissa Theuriau moved and got pregnant?

A while back I did a little dance with Independent Sources about Melissa Theuriau.  Not sure if you remember her or not, maybe this will jog your memory:   I had other pics that were more memorable, but I try to keep some standards here to keep it R’ish.  well, it seems Melissa’s not been sitting around much of late. … (more…)

Men used Paris for sex?

Paris Hilton had a confession recently: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex – but in most cases they just want fame.” No, Paris, in ALL cases they wanted sex.  And, I would guess, in ALL cases they wanted money.  If they were in it for the fame, there’s something wrong with them. … (more…)

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