Jessica Simpson eats her meat
Supposedly it’s Jessica’s jab at Carrie Underwood, former girlfriend of Jessica’s current boyfriend. Apparently she got tired of hearing what a wonderful vegetarian Carrie is. PETA is not amused. They therefore dug as deep inside their souls as possible and put together the wittiest reply they could. Here’s a synopsis:
- Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
- Real girls don’t support animal abuse
- The meat industry is destroying the Earth
- Meat will make you fat
- Eating meat steals food from starving kids
Are those PETA peeps a riot or what?
Now, personally, I won’t hang out with a babe who refuses to eat meat. I want a babe open to anything. If she wants meat, she’ll eat it. If she wants hers without meat, she’ll do it. That to me, is a REAL girl. PETA’s stance on no meat at any time just leaves me, well, hanging. I love my meat. I like it when I’m with someone who appreciates meat equally, sometimes even complimenting the meat. I mean, complimenting a slice of bread just doesn’t strike me as being too exciting.
But, maybe that’s just me. What do YOU think?

Yes they do. If they don’t eat their meat they can’t have any pudding… Eheh.
Ya gotta wonder how those weirdos at PETA ever get any pudding if they don’t eat their meat?
When I was a kid, my hearing was really bad. Still is for that matter. For years I thought they were saying “how do you get any pushing if you don’t kick your feet”. Not sure which version I like better now that I am enlightened.
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