Monthly Archives: November 2007

World AIDS Day

Anyone else notice what the acronym for World AIDS Day is? If you haven’t, then maybe WAD can help, the World Association of Detectives. I’m not EVEN going to go into why this is so wrong it’s funny.

Elfin Scrooged

This is just plum weird: You can do the family as Elves as well, but it wouldn’t fit on the screen here.

Lullaby

This is one of my all time favorite videos by one of my all time favorite bands.  Horribly under-appreciated until they pop’d things up a little, they were the perfect example of what heroin did to a person’s mind.  This is Robert Smith’s interpretation of a soothing song meant to put children to sleep.  One of the most absolute strokes… (more…)

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

OK, I went to this movie with no expectations.  Now, I knew Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman were in it.  However, I knew both of them are prone to doing cheesy movies well below their talent levels.  This movie was one of those.  First of all, when going to see Natalie Portman, I fully expect to see something like this every… (more…)

Chancellor Brian May

  Brian May, you know who he is, was just named Chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University. Nice to see an aging rocker who isn’t brain-dead, or just plain dead. Rock on Brian!  We need more rockers like you!

Giants men have it all wrong

SOME Giants fans are looking like idiots.  Grovelling, begging, and failing to get babes to bare their boobs, they just look desperate.  Meanwhile, Swedish dudes have it all figured out.  By telling women they can’t show too much, babes are dropping their tops like flies. Take a hint Section D.

Ebaying

I have been a member of Ebay for a few years.  To date, I had never successfully bought anything.  Ever.  For a while I tried.  I did the usual of watching it to the very end.  I even did the waiting to the last possible second and tossing in a bid.  No avail.  I never got anything.  This morning I… (more…)

The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments have been all over the news the last decade or so.  Liberals want them purged from society, conservatives want them in our courthouses.  Hollywood’s a magnet for out-of-touch liberals.  So, to show they’re not unfeeling towards the rest of the country, they made a movie saluting The Ten Commandments.  Only problem is, it’s awful.  The animation sucks. … (more…)

Bee Movie

I almost forgot to update my movie previews. I took Moonlet to see Bee Movie with a couple of his friends.  A couple of mine were there too.  Moonlet made it all the way through the movie.  I almost didn’t.  This movie is so typical Seinfeld it’s hard to seperate it from anything else he’s ever done.  That’s the upside. … (more…)

What does it take to be naughty?

According to Fox, not much.  Here’s the headline: Lindsay Lohan Forgets Key Undergarment, Makes Man Cry Sounds exciting huh?  Here’s the evidence: The “key undergarment” was her bra.  Like she really needed one with this outfit anyway. No one’s really sure why the man cried, he just posed for a picture with her. This is beyond stupid.  However, it does… (more…)

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