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Check this out, it won’t last very long:

SEC Standings
EAST CONF. W-L OVERALL W-L

• Kentucky       1-0                      5-0
  Florida              2-1                      4-1
  Georgia            2-1                      4-1
  South Carolina 2-1                     4-1
  Vanderbilt       1-1                      3-1
  Tennessee       0-1                      2-2

WEST CONF. W-L OVERALL W-L

• LSU                  2-0                      5-0
  Alabama          2-1                       3-2
  Auburn            1-1                       3-2
  Mississippi State 1-2                  3-2
  Arkansas         0-2                      2-2
  Mississippi      0-3                      1-4

You see the correctly.  Kentucky is the only team, along with LSU, to be undefeated and leading their conference at this point.  The last time Kentucky actually won the SEC was 1976.  That was before the championship game was played to end the season.  I intend to enjoy it while it lasts.  Kentucky’s next three games will be against South Carolina, LSU, and Florida.

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OK, here’s the headline:

Models wear creations part of the Dsquared2 Spring/Summer 2008 collection presented in Milan, Italy, Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007. (AP Photo/Alberto Pellaschiar)

Now, not sure about you all, but I’ve seen these outfits before.  Maybe not every stitch was the same, but pert’near close.  So close I can’t tell any difference.  Why do people keep calling this stuff “creations”?  Call it what it is, panties, teddies, sexy stuff.  Whatever you want, just don’t abuse the word “creation”.  When one duplicates something else, the very last thing it is is a creation.

OK, whining’s over.  Enjoy the pic.  The petty stuff is what gives me the personal justification to post pics like this and feel justified in doing so.  I can’t wait to see what creations we’ll have tomorrow amidst the pictures of bloodied monks.

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If you can’t read it, click on the picture to enlarge.  It’s worth it, trust me!

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I need to start this with a pic:

That’s Rachel looking hot in a bikini.

OK, where was I?  Oh yeah.  Rachel Smith wants to be a reporter.  Time for another pic:

That’s Rachel in a bikini again.  So anyways, she wants to do it on tv maybe.  Huh?  Whats that ya say?  Time for another pic?

That’s another pic of rachel with not much on.  But, even though she wants to do it on tv, she doesn’t want to wind up like Katie Couric.  Yup, we need more flesh:

That’s Rachel sporten a bikini, cameltoe front and center, on world tv.  She won.  So anyways, she wants people to “take her seriously”.  Yup, we need more pics:

She is of course assuming something completely erroneous.

She’s assuming people will take any reporter seriously in the first place.

Technorati Tags: Idiot of the day, katie-couric, Pavlov's Dog, rachel-smith, reporter

Just watch and be amused and amazed:

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According to Fox, this is one of the looks women will be striving for next Spring:

My bet is Fox is wrong on this one.

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This is one of the headlines regarding the University of Kentucky’s victory over Arkansas:

Keenan Burton, Casey BLEEP Bury the Hogs

That was on the Fox Sports blog thingy.  Now, for what it’s worth, the guy’s name is Casey Dick.  Now, although dick can be a reference to something guys hold dearly ( heh, heh, pun intended ), it has a lot of other meanings that are lot less provocative.  Like, a butthead.  However, with a capital “D”, it’s always a name.  Short for Richard usually. 

Now, although this BLEEP was improperly applied, I’m sure that blog will see a few real BLEEPS in the coming month as my Wildcats are set to take on current #15 South Carolina, #2 LSU, and #3 Florida.

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I’m at a loss for words.

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OK, so now we have the expose Maureen McCormick is releasing that while making The Brady Bunch, her and Eve Plumb had a relationship going on.  For the unknowing, that would be Jan and Marcia.  Now, I originally had planned to get some pics of them during that time frame and post them here.  However, I checked their bios.  At the time, Maureen would have been anywhere from thirteen to eighteen.  Jan would have been anywhere from eleven to sixteen.

I think I’ll just take a pass on this one.

QUICKIE UPDATE:  Maureen’s publisher is denying reports that teenage lesbian action occurred.  Or, more precisely, it’s not documented in this book.  There is more dirt to come tho. 

I’m not sure I really care after this let-down.

Gotta admit tho, it’s a heck of a way for Maureen to sell more books.  She should have let this rumor run a little longer.

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I get really tired of hearing about petty self-indulged over-egotistical Hollywood stars.  Every single day I can pretty much take my pick of some story where a meda star has offended other people intentionally just because they can.

Every now and then you get a tiny bit of what I would love to see a lot more of from the people we put on these pedestals.  This is one of them:

Jenny McCarthy worried about finding a good man after her son, Evan, was diagnosed with autism two years ago. Then Jim Carrey came along.

“Beyond doubt it was written in the stars that Jim and Evan were a pair,” the 34-year-old actress tells People magazine in its Oct. 1 issue.

“He’s actually helped Evan get past some obstacles I couldn’t. I sometimes call him the autism whisperer. He speaks a language Evan understands, and Evan feels safe with him.”

McCarthy, who starred on “Singled Out,” details Evan’s progress in her new book, “Louder Than Words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism“.

She says Carrey was curious about Evan — in a good way. But she was nervous about introducing them.

“He was intrigued,” she says. “He asked questions. Still, it took me about a few months to bring Evan over.”

What makes this story even better for me is Jenny has always been one of my favorite entertainers, and Carrey is one of my all-time top 10 actors.

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