Monthly Archives: July 2007

Bye-Bye Babe, it’s been a sweet, love. yeah, yeah

If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on, now, cause theres too many places Ive got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, things just couldn’t be the same. cause I’m as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I cant change.… (more…)

Myheritage face recognition?

Myheritage face recognition is fun. Not sure how terribly accurate it is tho. This is what they came up with: I’m not thoroughly convinced I look a lot like Jason Newsted. I REALLY don’t think I look like Martin Luther King, Jr. I’m bothered it thinks I look like Raven Symone. I’m flattered it thinks I look like George Harrison… (more…)

Danica does math

The cutest little girl I ever saw was on The Wonder Years. Winnie Cooper, who was played by Danica McKellar. Now, I never watched The Wonder Years for the plot. All I ever watched it for was a chance to see Winnie for just a little bit. The show itself bored me for the most part. Apparently that was a… (more…)

The Simpsons movie

Don’t let the reviews fool you on this one. This movie will never be seen on Fox. The funniest scene of the movie guarantees it. This is typical Simpsons writing at its best. They start the movie off by mocking you, the viewer, for doing what it is that SOME previews complain about. Beautiful turn on the reviewers in my… (more…)

Youtube’s nuts

I recently got banned from Youtube. It didn’t bother me too much as I know there are tons of other servers out there begging for hits. I just decided to fall back on one that doesn’t give me a lot of grief over simple things. However, some people don’t take too kind to Youtube’s heavy handed random enforcement of copyright… (more…)

Lindsay Lohan’s very bad day

Very shortly after being released from rehab to basically avoid going to jail, Lindsay stopped to pose for this pic. Unfortunately, it was the Santa Monica police station taking the portrait. While wearing an ankle bracelet to test for alcohol, Lindsay decided to take a drive, have a few drinks, apparently snort a little coke, and couldn’t resist the temptation… (more…)

Penis for Lunch?

An actual sign on rte. 1 in dedham,ma, originally uploaded by Rob React. I read this on Fox: Families driving down Route 1 in Boston did not expect to see a construction sign that said, “Penis for lunch.” Transportation authorities said the sign was the work of a prankster who was able to hack into the system that controls the… (more…)

The need for a longer antenna

A friend of mine is a cable guy now.  He was marveling at the creative lengths people would go to get a free signal.  That brought back some memories.  When I was a kid, FM radio hadn’t quite proliferated the world yet.  AM was still king.  because I lived in rural Kentucky, the more progressive stations at that time were… (more…)

The plight of Millsy Mills?

This is so stupid. A one-night stand with party prisoner Paris Hilton can apparently destroy a man and his career. Some four years ago, Miss Hilton was involved in a romantic romp with Australian “American Idol” finalist Robert “Millsy” Mills but, apparently, all publicity isn’t good publicity. “It was the biggest mistake he ever made,” splurged a source close to… (more…)

the Dickman striketh

An 80 year old man was arrested in Cincinnati for showing a police officer his special trick of moving his penis without his hands. His name? Leonard Dickman. Seems appropriate. 

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