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Looking at things that probably don’t need to be looked at

The problem with the internet is everyone can put whatever they want on it. Some things are so vile and perverted they should never have been thought, much less posted for all the world to be scarred with. I can’t even imagine where this one came from. Children, turn your eyes, this is arguably safe for work, but I’m not responsible for what happens to your career if anyone looks over your shoulder. Warned? OK. Here goes. Indianpad at a tattoo site wonders:

scarlett johanssen tattoo 

If you look closely at the parts of her body you’re not looking at now, namely her right shoulder, you’ll see it’s stained with ink. This is the original:

scarlett no tat 

What is the point here? She is absolutely stunning as is. I hate tattoos as it is. I don’t mean I don’t mind tattoos, I mean I HATE them. I think they’re disgusting when done perfectly and nauseating when the body’s not what it was when you got one. So, they wanna know how I feel about intentionally scarring perfection?

Stupid.

Very, very, stupid. Leave it as it is. No tattoo will ever look like she does now.

What’s even more disturbing is this isn’t even the first time she’s been Phototatted.

  1. Gina Said,

    ( edited to remove the trash )

    p.s scarlett looks spot on with ink

  2. Moonage Said,

    ( trash omitted )

    does not.

  3. Tongue piercing? at Moonage SpaceDream Said,

    [...] than their navel.  Why?  Two things in this world I could completely do without are piercings and tattoos.  Both mar and distract from one of the things I enjoy most in life, flesh.  And, in order to [...]

  4. Graham Said,

    Though I wouldn’t have said it so angrily, I agree. Clean, flawless skin is a beautiful thing (and terrifically rare). Paying someone to deface your otherwise glorious complection is like drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa. Sheer Madness.

    You have to admit though, the ’shopper who did this put the image through some nice filters that do wonders for her appearance. The tat job is impressive too (speaking technically).

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