Monthly Archives: February 2007

Woman Spotted Reading today’s paper

Don’t know why I like this one so much:

Who has not slept with Anna Nicole?

Now, usually the Pavlovian aspect of any story is the mere insinuation that involves a hot looking babe.  It doesn’t matter whether they actually did anything or not, just mentioning the act along with a hot looking babe is enough.  However, in the ever-evolving saga that is Anna Nicole Smith’s death, something completely different seems to be happening.  Here’s the… (more…)

Who is Dannielynn’s daddy?

With the death of Anna Nicole, her daughter suddenly became very wealthy.  Coincedentally ( yeah, right ), THREE guys are now claiming to be the father.  In a previous poll on vizu, Larry was taking about 83% of the votes.  However, Prince Frederick Von Anhalt is now claiming he’s got a shot at the potentially $480 million dollar prize.  What… (more…)

Anna Nicole Smith death film

Splash News and Picture Agency is peddling a film of Anna Nicole Smith’s last moments as she’s being administered CPR and put in the ambulance. I hope I’m not the first person to inform Splash News that I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in EVER seeing that on film or in pictures. Zero. None. Zilch. Nada. It totally disgusts me… (more…)

More Unanswered questions

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? ( Who DOESN’T pee in a swimming pool? ) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one… (more…)

Bands that make you gay?

I found another one of those amazingly stupid pages that becomes even more amazing when you realize they are serious.  It starts with this warning: One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children’s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy. And then lists… (more…)

How does AP rank teams?

Got to watch some basketball today.  Noticed an odd thing at the end of it all: 1 Florida (45) 2 Wisconsin (24) 3 North Carolina (3) 4 Ohio State 5 UCLA 6 Kansas 7 Pittsburgh 8 Duke 9 Oregon 10 Texas A&M 11 Memphis 12 Oklahoma State 13 Butler 14 Marquette 15 Nevada 16 Virginia Tech 17 Air Force 18… (more…)

A safe Super Bowl with Prince?

The NFL, scared of yet another potential split second of bare flesh ruining a night of football savagery at it’s ultimate level, went safe the last couple of years by importing ancient Brits.  This year, they decided to keep it “safe” by signing on Prince.  Now, anyone in my age group knows how safe Prince is.  Excellent choice by the… (more…)

TNT, CNN, and the Boston Scare

Turner Network managed to scare the bejeebers out of Boston yesterday.  Their great idea was to promote a cartoon by putting little boxes all over Boston with lighted obscene gestures.  CNN reported on the panic all day.  The beauty of this one is CNN and Turner Broadcasting are owned by the same people.  For some reason, CNN was not informed… (more…)

A simpler cure for the flu?

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond… (more…)

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