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I have had a lot of fun with the Pamela Rogers, Debra Lafave, and of course, the Jill Moore stories.  At the time, I mentioned it seems to happen all the time where these babes who could score any man they wanted, for reasons I can’t comprehend, want to molest young boys.  Now, we’ve got another one:

This baby-faced teacher, Allena Williams, who’s every bit of 23, is accused of doing it with FIVE boys.  The police suspect there are MORE.  I guess when she was reading about all the mess Pamela and Debra were in, she decided she was missing out on something? 

At the time of my original post, I was lost how people can be so stupid when Pavlov kicks in.  I really figured with the notoriety of several very visible, and humiliating trials going on, this would be a passing fancy.  Sometimes I’m wrong I guess.  In this case, I am for sure.

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This is something completely different.  It gets off to a slow start, so watch beyond the start.

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I read this rather droll news item:

Iceland’s Iris Arnadottir smiles after winning the Miss Scandinavia beauty contest in 2001. An alternative beauty pageant to be held in a remote Icelandic town will reward contestants’ wrinkles, saggy breasts and other bodily imperfections and hopes to challenge Western ideas of beauty.(AFP/Lehtikuva/File/Matti Bjorkman)

Which, wouldn’t have been so unusual other than it had this pic:

Which, reading the article, and looking at the pic, led me to believe Iris Amadottir, in six years, must have developed wrinkles, saggy breasts, and other bodily imperfections.  I therefore felt compelled to investigate this situation further.

I initially got this rather odd response from Google: "Your search - "Iris Amadottir" - did not match any documents."  Now, this HAD to be impossible.  First of all, she’s a former Miss Scandinavia.  That alone would merit mention in Wiki.  So, I thought, let’s Wiki!  Searching for Iris Amadottir resulted in this rather amazing result: "No page with that title exists.".  Now, I’m getting a bit agitated as this rather simple search for a red-hot babe with a title who apparently had met some unfortunate disease or something was becoming difficult.  So, I Wikie’d Miss Scandanavia.  Which was wrong completely.  I then Wikie’d Miss Scandinavia.  There she was, according to Wiki, Miss Scandinavia 2002, not 1.  And, of course, they had a link on her name.  So, I followed that red hot link.  I got "Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact title."  So, I then came to realize her name was NOT Iris Amadottir, but actually Íris Björk Árnadóttir.  Which made things a lot easier.  She now apparently looks something like this:

She’s the one on the far right of the pic.  I don’t see any wrinkles, hard to guess on the breasts, but I’m ASSUMING they’re not sagging too much.  And, I don’t see any other bodily imperfections that are overt.

However, I’m quite certain if they had featured a picture more like this:

No one would have gone to the trouble I did of even clicking on it.  As much as "an alternative beauty pageant" wants to make a statement, the fact is, it’s not America’s perception of what is beautiful or not, it’s mankind’s.  We reward those that make an effort.  And given Yahoo featuring possibly the most obscure beauty pageant winner of all time as their teaser, I wonder if this goofball pageant even exists or whether it’s just Yahoo cashing in on Pavlov yet again.

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Found this on College Humor:

(from CollegeHumor)

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This is making the rounds:

You’ve got an eight month pregnant Anna Nicole Smith, OBVIOUSLY stoned out of her mind, and Stern is laughing it off and filming it.  Pondering how much money the film’s worth.  NOW, Stern says he wants to be the guardian of the baby that survived this harrowing scene.  I would imagine there isn’t a court on this planet that could watch this film and come to the conclusion Howard K. Stern could ever be a fit parent whether he’s the biological parent or not.

For that matter, just from this 46 second film alone, he needs to be in prison for a long, long, long, time.

What an asshole.

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Me, Mrs. Moon, and a bunch of friends went to see Rodney Carrington last night.  Now, I’ll have to admit, I had NO clue who I was going to see.  That probably helped a lot.  This guy was the funniest comic I’ve seen in YEARS.  Bar none.  Well, except maybe going to see Emo Phillips last year.  I really can’t repeat much of his stuff here.  Honestly, I can’t remember a lot of his best lines, I was laughing too hard ( and drinking a little too much beer ).  But, I did get this picture to prove I was there:

Taking the pic was fun too, I got stared down by security.  Like anyone would be intimidated by a cell phone?  Other than that, it was just plain fun.  The guy opening for him was a riot too, but I can’t remember his name right now.  When I do, he’ll get his own post.

Someone actually shot footage of the show I was at! Very Cool! Here it is:

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West Virginia played Providence in a basketball game last night.  WV coach John Bellein’s plan was to drive the ball against Providence.  Forty-one three point attempts later, thirty-two of those misses, West Virginia lost the game.

I think, if I were the coach of these guys, they’d be sitting on the bench discussing what the concept of being a coach is.

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Here’s a visual trick for ya:

Tomorrow it will be decided which is the hottest Hooter babe.  Yeah, right.  That’s about like deciding Miss America based on an IQ test.  My suggestion, just give them all the title and let them alternate months.  Yeah, I know, you’re gonna point out how smart you all are by pointing out there are more babes than months.  This has always been the case.  We’ll just have 16 months for 2007.  See?  Problem solved.  And, quite frankly, I think that makes as much sense as celebrating pagan gods worshiped by people who have been dead for 2,000 years.

Posted, 21st day of Miss Hooter Mindy, 2007

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Just more views while cruising around.

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Not too long ago, we had to deal with Britney Spears showing us pretty much everything she had to offer.  At least, that’s what everyone thought.  Now, apparently, she’s decided to show us one more body part I don’t think anyone really wanted to see, her skull:

This, after checking herself into rehab for one day.  I could understand the partying part, now I’m starting to get just a little concerned about her emotional state.

The really sad thing about this development is I never in a bazillion years imagined I would ever post a picture of Britney Spears and not be able to put it in the Pavlov category.  If nothing else can get through to her right now, surely this should.  In simpler terms, this is getting ugly.

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