Monthly Archives: November 2006

What Accent do I have?

Storm sent me an accent quiz.  Now, he’s mostly Northeastern ( whether he admits it or not.  NYC no, Northeastern yes. ), and it pegged him as a Northeasterner.  So, I figured this had to be pretty clever. So I took it.  Here’s my result: What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West Your accent is the lowest… (more…)

Britney does Paris?

This is purely Pavlovian as far as news goes: Apparently Britney caught K-Fed doing a fairly plump porn star, and, fearing release of her personal sex tape, decided to hang out with someone who’s been there, done that.  The Pavlovian possibilities here are LIMITLESS.  I mean, Paris et Britney?  Very cool.  I’ll be looking forward to that motion picture a… (more…)

Man who had relations with animal carcass must stand trial

A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. (The Judge) added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin’s criminal statute dealing with crimes against… (more…)

Keno

I often brag that the little town I live in is the best kept secret in the world.  The scenery here is beautiful, sometimes stunning, and incredibly diverse.  Although Lake Cumberland dominates the tourism media and draws hundreds of thousands of visitors a year, there are other little nooks and crannies of this area I enjoy almost as much.  Keno… (more…)

The perks of being a beauty queen?

Miss Israel has been given permission not to carry her assault rifle during service in the Israeli army because she says it bruises her legs. Anyone wanna take bets on how well that line would have worked if I had tried to use it? Somehow I doubt Yael would even need a rifle in combat.  All the Israeli army needs… (more…)

The importance of listening carefully

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles  black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don’t know,… (more…)

When to start training for skateboarding?

This is just too cool! World’s Youngest Skateboarder – video powered by Metacafe ( This is NOT my boy. )

Lip balm kiss test

I just LOVE this:

Punnies for the day

A friend sent me these.  He said I reminded him of this list for some reason.  I’m not sure which one ( or more ) it is, but I’m guessing it’s the last one.  For his sake, I’m not gonna say who it was: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much,… (more…)

Great Moments In Journalism

Sometimes, I swear, either the media is totally clueless or has a sense of humor that’s just not quite right.  I like to pick on media, but it’s an overwhelming task to document every goofy thing they do, or just get plain wrong.  Therefore, I try to limit it to the goofiest in a day’s time.  Here’s today’s example: Oldest… (more…)

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