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I get these RSS notices for Yahoo pics.  99% of them are pretty much useless and make me wonder why I even bother looking most of the time.  However, a couple today made me stop and think.  Now, this is profound, so bear with me:

Some very deep thoughts came to mind when I saw those two pics.

1. One is supposed to be sexy, one just is.
2. If hoping for soft porn fantasy, I think I would have preferred to have been at the National Domestic Violence Hotline Gala as opposed to the Omazic Spring/Summer 2007 ready-to-wear(?) fashion show in Paris.
3. That "ready-to-wear" outfit won’t be worn by 99% of women on this Earth.  All women could wear Salma’s outfit.
4. There is talk that skin-and-bone-thin models are out this year.  Salma is why.
5. It is possible for a woman to look drop-dead-sexy fully clothed.  The inverse is true as well.
6. That bikini is going to leave a rather bizarre tanline that might lead people to call Salma’s bunch.
7. When some women try to look sexy, they don’t.  When some women don’t try, they do.
8. I really, really, need to end this post now.

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