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Jordan Avramides apparently isn’t your average kid.  Last year he struck upon the excellent idea of inviting this girl to his school prom:

That girl is Jennifer Hawkins, Miss Australia and a Miss Universe candidate.  She accepted.  However, scheduling conflicts nixed the date.  Undeterred, Jordan decided this year to take this girl:

That girl is Erin McNaught, this year’s Miss Australia and a Miss Universe candidate.  She accepted as well.  Now, this tale is almost beyond belief to me.  But, it gets even better.  Jordan apparently has a steady as well.  Can’t find any pics, but if two Miss Universe’s are stand-ins only, I can’t imagine what his steady must look like.

Now, what makes this great to me is that I’ve bitched and moaned about all this grunge crap kids in the US are wearing these days.  They all look like they live in morgues.   Grungy lookin guys and gals with metal sticking out of your body parts and black ink staining God’s perfectly designed flesh, THIS is what a guy who scores Miss UniverseS looks like:

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