Monthly Archives: August 2006

The Pavlov tale of all time ( it’s all about appearance )

Jordan Avramides apparently isn’t your average kid.  Last year he struck upon the excellent idea of inviting this girl to his school prom: That girl is Jennifer Hawkins, Miss Australia and a Miss Universe candidate.  She accepted.  However, scheduling conflicts nixed the date.  Undeterred, Jordan decided this year to take this girl: That girl is Erin McNaught, this year’s Miss… (more…)

Gas for sex?

Brothels in Australia are offering discounts on gas if you want to use their service as well.  It’s like this, you fill up your tank, take your receipt to the brothel, and they give you a discount based on how much gas you got. This is a BAD idea.  I can see guys all over Australia using up their gas… (more…)

Gift shops and life

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops." – Kurt Vonnegut I think that’s true for a LOT of people these days.

The NCAA hates trees too

That thing is so vile the NCAA has seen fit to ban it from games for a while.  First, in 2005, the tree blew a .156 DURING a game ( imagine that, a college student drinking during a game! ).  Then, the silly fir(?) was caught dancing in the wrong place.  That was more than the NCAA could handle. “The… (more…)

Flight 5191 Crashes in Lexington

A horrible accident occurred today near my hometown today. Comair flight 5191 crashed taking off from Bluegrass Airport.  49 of the 50 people aboard died.  No names have been released as of this time, but a lot of friends and family of mine use that airport frequently.  I know my family’s safe, but still waiting to see if anyone I… (more…)

America’s Drunkest Cities

Forbes Magazine studies all kinds of very important stuff. Recently they took on the very important topic of which cities in the US drank the most. Without further ado, here they are: Milwaukee Minneapolis-St. Paul Columbus, Ohio Boston Austin Chicago Cleveland Pittsburgh Philadelphia Providence St. Louis San Antonio Seattle Las Vegas Denver/Boulder Cincinnati Kansas City Houston Portland San Francisco /… (more…)

Laurie Anderson’s Paradise

Just something to start your day off pleasantly…. "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better. " – Laurie Anderson

Palm Island?

Worst kept secret on the internet, wanna guess what this is? If you guessed Palm Island, Dubai, you guessed right! ( And, you have very little imagination. )  Someone has a major fixation over there.  Anyone else think it’s kinda weird that when Michael Jackson fled molestation charges, he headed for the biggest dick on the planet? ( Who said… (more…)

Paris Hilton becomes one of us

“I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.” – Paris Hilton I’m sure a lot of people do as well.  But, I’m gonna bet it’s not for the same reason. Honestly, when this first came out, I was wondering which stars she was referring to.  Like, I think Charlie Sheen would be the most blind.   Alas, I… (more…)

Men’s Rules

I love this because it’s SOOOOO true! Men are NOT mind readers. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let… (more…)

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