Monthly Archives: February 2006

Heirs to the throne?

Dick Bennett will retire as Washington State’s basketball coach after the season and turn over the team to son Tony Bennett. Now, ya gotta understand, Dick Bennett, by virtue of this year’s 11-14 record so far, has managed a power rating of 110 out of 334.  That’s down slightly from last year’s finish of 92, but, there’s two games left… (more…)

Olympic Streaker

Without any reservation, this is my Idiot of the Day. Britain’s match against the United States for the men’s curling bronze medal was interrupted on Friday when a male streaker ran across the ice.As armed police ejected the man, naked into the cold mountain air, he was heard to plead in a Scottish accent: “Please will someone bring me my… (more…)

Jenny McCarthy wants an orgy?

FORMER Playboy pin-up Jenny McCarthy has told how she’d love to take part in an orgy, because her breasts are so perfect she wants to share them. Model and actress Jenny revealed: "I always wanted an orgy to see what it was like, but never got the opportunity. "I have good boobs and I know they’d get a lot of… (more…)

Matrix Pingpong

This is just fun to watch.

The Salesman

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I’ll come down… (more…)

Black Boxes and beer?

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had "covertly" funded a project with  the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV’s in an effort  to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in  the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find… (more…)

Pointing out the difference between man and woman

You know you’re having a bad day when you make the news, and: Naked ramblers Stephen Gough (L) and Melanie Roberts start their walk to John O’Groats in June 2005….. You’re a naked man, with a naked woman, and the media feels the need to point out you’re the one on the left.

Scott Stapp Fund Raiser?

Some people’s timing is just plain goofy.  Fresh on the heels of cleaning up and marrying Miss New York: Scott gets busted for being publicly drunk and his porn flick is released. So, of course, I checked out scottstappfoundation.com to see how it was doing.  I found it just a little odd that this non-profit charity had a store, a… (more…)

The New Lara Croft

Here’s the beef: That’s the new Lara Croft, Karima Adebibe. Now, Karima seems to have a lot to offer the big screen. For that matter, she just seems to have a lot. And, that’s my point here. The “old” Lara Croft kinda spoiled it for me. I grew up with the original Lara Croft, who looked something like this: No… (more…)

Redneck Valentine Poem

Collards is green, my dog’s name is Blueand I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You ain’t got no scales but I luv you anyway.  Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry jist a-fry’n… (more…)

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