Who’s eating Keri Russell?

That’s Keri Russell. Wouldn’t you just love to eat her up? I know I would. I’m quite certain Armin Meiwes would as well. Who’s Armin Meiwes you ask? Oh, do let me tell you about Armin Meiwes.
Armin Meiwes is the fella that thought it would be nifty to eat someone. So, he cruised the internet looking for someone to have dinner with. He met another fella that wanted to be dinner and invited him over. Long story short, he ate the guy. The German legal system did not think his defense that since the guy wanted to be eaten, it was not murder, it was more or less assisted suicide. They sent Armin Meiwes to prison for eating the guy for eight and half years.
T. S. Faull felt this would make a great movie, so he took the general background and prettied it up into some kind of love-fest between a student researcher and the cannibal ala The Silence of the Lambs. Meiwes didn’t like that so he’s suing the production company under the auspices that he’s being used.
Only comment I have is to suggest Keri not spend much time hanging out in Germany. Kentucky’s a lot friendlier and when someone eats someone else here, we don’t let them out in eight years.
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