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Jan-29-06

Walt Disney

posted by Moonage

The Interview that Never Happened XXXX

MichaelRead interviews Walt Disney

MR: ”Where do we start. Walt? The movies or the company and the recent defection of your brother from the board?”

Walt Disney:” Michael, They’re intertwined. I have to ask: is the objective to make money or to make money the way we have made money?”

MR: “You’ll have to explain that, Walt. The company has made money and it has done this by making movies that people want to watch. Look at the success of Pirates of the Caribbean.

WD: “No doubt it’s a good movie yet it’s PG13. How many children will see it with their parents? Possibly on DVD but not in the theaters and even on DVD it’s a scary movie that some parents won’t want their children to watch.”

MR: “But, Walt, you’ve had scary moments in the movies you made.”

WD: “Manageable moments, Michael. All manageable and in context. A child may be scared yet he or she can interact with a parent. All good fairy tales had a wickedness that was expressed yet was thwarted. Fairy tales were to be read by an adult to a child and even at the scariest the child could rely on the adult being there.”

MR: “So you’re upset that Disney is making money but not in a way you would have done?”

WD: “I know you saw Toy Story and its sequel. I know you enjoyed them but you were not our market. Yes, sure, that you approved of them sufficiently to send copies to your grandchildren yet will you do the same with Pirates of the Caribbean? Pixar made what I call my movies: children’s movies that a family can enjoy.”

MR: “So, as I hear you, you think that Disney Studios has lost sight of what you created in a rush to gain income?”

WD: “You answer me this, Michael. What would you want to watch again?”

MR: “Walt, I don’t think that’s the question. Pirates of the Caribbean is going to make a lot of money for Disney Studios. So it’s a different demographic than, say, Sleeping Beauty yet it cannot be denied that with Pirates the income can be used for projects such as Sleeping Beauty or Beauty and the Beast.”

WD: “Yet that income can be used to make pictures that are as Pirates and then where? What then does Disney stand for? Does the studio, on the success of Pirates make Pirates of the Caribbean II with more that will make it again PG13? Or why not take the leap into making Disney Studios into a filmmaker that produces slasher movies.”

MR: “Walt, I think you’re exaggerating.”

WD: “Would you, ten years ago, predicted that Disney Studios would produce at PG13 movie. Michael, in that area are movies no parent would take his child to. Do you realize why Toy Story was such a success? To be sure, it was a fine movie but more than this it was a relief to all other movies being shown. It was a movie that was loved by child and parent alike – and enjoyed simultaneously by both. It was a movie that parents could take their children without qualms. That’s my argument, Michael, that Disney Studios has taken the route of making money at the loss of what made people look to Disney Studios.”

MR: “Yet the stockholders are happy.”

WD: “But at what cost? Do you know, as fact, that the next Disney movie will be suitable for your family? Or will you have to rely on the revues or have to prescreen it? This is not what I ever wanted.”

MR: “Your brother, Roy, quit the board. Was this his reason?”

WD: “I know it. There’s so much invested in theme parks and almost all that go to them are families. So how does it help to alienate families with movies that are PG13? Moreover, if the direction of the company is in increasing gross receipts, does it matter what the theme is of the movie? I say it does. Obviously, the present management says it isn’t.”

MR: “We are running short of space, Walt. As is the custom at The Interview That Never Was, you have the last word.”

WD: “I started making cartoons with Steamboat Willie and I progressed into full-color animation. All along I made films that featured story and always a story that a family could share. Maybe that’s an old-fashioned view yet I think it a long-lasting view. People will be viewing the movies I made into many generations. They are classics because all tales that can be shared by the whole family are classics.

“Families have a dearth of such movies. Television offers much in Sesame Street and Blue’s Clues and children enjoy them tremendously. But, to take a theme and make a movie of it is different. Don’t take me wrong, Johnny Depp in Pirates is excellent. In fact, it’s a well done picture. Yet, is it Disney? Or is it another competing in the PG13 market?

“Michael, Disney carved a niche and I see that niche broadening and it disturbs. All right, you cannot argue with success yet if that success is at the cost of your core then what is the success? I can see a Toy Story III whatever it is named and it continues in a pattern it created and that’s of a good story well told and acceptable from grandparent to grandchild. What if Pixar then made a movie Toy Story: Lolita Meets Buzz Lightyear? It would be wrong, wrong, wrong.

“My concern, Michael, is that we are destroying that which made us successful by seeking success in areas we should not have trod.”

MR: “Thank you, Walt. Do you think that Eisner should step down?”

WD:”That’s the Board’s decision, not mine. All I say is that Disney Studios is capitalizing on a genre that created a family acceptance and they will dilute this hub through not hewing to it.”

MR: “Thank you again, Walt. Will you sign my copy of The Little Mermaid?

WD: My pleasure. Just tell me, Michael. How many of these have you bought and sent to your grandchildren?”

MR: “Five.”

WD: “Point made.”

MichaelR


MichaelRead “did” this interview around the time Pirates of the Caribbean was released. He notes in his “interview” that Pixar made Disney movies, “children’s movies that a family can enjoy”. That was a heck of an observation in light of recent events:

Pixar stake makes Jobs key player at Disney

In an agreement announced last week, Disney has agreed to buy Pixar in a stock-only deal worth $7.4 billion. When the takeover goes though, Jobs will become Disney’s biggest individual shareholder.

At today’s prices, his stake of around 6.5 per cent will be worth about $3.5 billion.

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Jan-28-06

Emo

posted by Moonage

Emo and me

Last night was Mrs. Moon’s 29th birthday again. A sort of tradition has been that we go to a comedy show for her big event. This year they had some guy I didn’t know scheduled. However, he canceled a few days before the show. That was fine by me, his replacement was Emo Philips. Now, I’ve always liked Emo OK. But, I’m here to tell ya folks, Emo is funnier than hell in person. I had heard some of the material before, but when he adlibbed and bantered with the audience, it was a riot! If you ever get the chance, you need to see Emo. Definitely a three thumbs up show!

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Jan-26-06

The Good Wife’s Guide

posted by Moonage

This picture and article supposedly appeared in the May 13, 1955 issue of Housekeeping Monthly. I have reproduced it a little so that it’s easier to read:

  • Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned for his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal ( especially his favorite dish ) is part of the warm welcome needed.
  • Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.
  • Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of yours duties is to provide it.
  • Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
  • Gather up schoolbooks, toys, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
  • Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
  • Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
  • Be happy to see him.
  • Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
  • Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
  • Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
  • Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
  • Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
  • Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
  • Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
  • Arrange his pillow and off to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
  • Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
  • A good wife always knows her place.

That article was released in 1955, this is what happened following it:

1955 2.3%

The divorce rate went up to never go back again. Coincidence?

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Jan-24-06

MPAA getting sued for copyright infringement?

posted by Moonage

Now, you gotta understand, the MPAA, The Motion Picture Association of America, is one of those organizations running around suing everyone for downloading and/or making backups of their own movies.  Sharing a movie is stealing after all.  So, what is their internal stance on unlicensed copies of movies?

This Film Is Not Yet Rated looks at the motion picture ratings system created and run by the MPAA. Director Kirby Dick submitted the film for rating in November. After receiving the movie, the MPAA subsequently made copies without Dick’s permission. Dick had specifically requested in an e-mail that the MPAA not make copies of the movie. The MPAA responded by saying that "the confidentiality of your film is our first priority."

Dick later learned that the MPAA made copies of the film to distribute them to its employees, despite the MPAA’s stance on unauthorized copying. Ah, there’s nothing like the smell of hypocrisy in the morning-apparently the prohibition against copying films without the copyright owner’s consent doesn’t apply to the MPAA. A lawyer for the MPAA justified the organization’s apparent hypocrisy by saying that Dick had invaded the privacy of some MPAA staffers, which justified the MPAA’s actions.

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Jan-24-06

Funny license plates

posted by Moonage

The only intro I’m going to give for the following picture is you have to remember a few things when you look closely at it:

  1. It’s a standard issue plate.
  2. I love the “O”.
  3. It’s real.

Snopes.com

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Jan-24-06

Landon Shuffett

posted by Moonage

So, you think you’re good at shootin pool? Check this kid out:

Now, the thing you’ve got to remember is that little kid hitting trick shots most people only dream of was only SEVEN YEARS OLD. He’s a little older now, about 11 or so. He’s now the 17th ranked junior player in the world. Although substantially older, bigger, and more experienced, he was still the youngest player in the entire tournament.

Thanks Storm!


Got an update from the Shuffett family, their official page is www.justcueit.com.

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Jan-21-06

Mystery of Poe’s Grave

posted by Moonage

For the 57th straight year, a mystery man paid tribute to Edgar Allan Poe by placing roses and a bottle of cognac on the writer’s grave to mark his birthday.

This guy is doing a cool thing.  Now, apparently from the story, a few people tried to mess the whole thing up by trying to figure out who the guy is.  Clue here, OK?  Some things just aren’t worth knowing, especially if it messes up a cool thing.  Don’t mess it up.  SOME people know who the guy is and don’t feel it’s worth messing with either. So, let’s do the tasteful thing and let the guy show his private appreciation for Edgar Allan Poe.  It really doesn’t mean anything if the whole knows who the guy is.  OK?

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Jan-20-06

Dr. Cosmo and The Psychedelic Furs

posted by Moonage

I was searching for a pic of The Psychedelic Furs and found I think is one of the oddest, funniest pics I’ve ever seen:

The author DEMANDS credit for this, so here it is:

!!!!!!!     DOCTORCOSMO.COM     !!!!!!!!

Now, where are The Furs?

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Jan-18-06

Just kill me once

posted by Moonage

Vernell Crittendon is my idiot of the day for saying this:

"At no point are we not going to value the sanctity of life," said prison spokesman Vernell Crittendon. "We would resuscitate him,"

He said that in reference to Clarence Ray Allen, the man he was proceeding to execute.  He said that in reference to what he would do if Allen had a heart attack on the way to the gallows.

Now, my position is people like Allen, who have broken the ultimate law, deserve to die.  However, it doesn’t mean that if he were to drop dead we’d be better off by bringing him back to life and THEN killing him again.  It just means they don’t need to live.  If Allen were to have dropped almost dead on the way, just finish the damn job.  To get sanctimonious about it and PRETEND you value his life is BS.  Give him the shot when he’s unconscious and no one suffers.

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Jan-16-06

The price of losing at Kentucky basketball

posted by Moonage

Lose three in a row as the coach of Kentucky basketball and this is what you get:

firetubbysmith.com

Bad thing is, it’s a lot more entertaining than the basketball team is right now.  I really don’t rule out that Tubby’s got some issues to deal with right now outside of the lousy play of the team,  people such as Kenny Walker dissing him publicly isn’t a good thing.

I like Tubby, I’ve stood by him during some of the worst public beatings he’s taken.  But, things just don’t seem to be getting any better as time passes.  He seems to have hit a plateau that is about the third round of the NCAA’s level and can’t seem to get past it.  Kentucky demands a Final Four every fourth year and a championship about every eighth year.  Anything less, and they’ll see the fire dot coms start popping up.

Speculation’s already mounting over who the next coach will be.  Names I’ve tossed around myself include:

  • Rick Pitino ( not likely, burned too many bridges )
  • Billy Donovan ( I’d like that.  I’d REALLY like that. )
  • Someone’s mentioned Bob Huggins, he’d get crucified in Kentucky.
  • Mark Gottfried, the guy knows how to win with marginal talent, just like Tubby used to.
  • And, most recently, John Pelphrey.  I’d like that, I’d REALLY like that.  He’s coached with Tubby, Rick Pitino, and Billy Donovan.  And, like Pitino and Tubby, has taken schools with bad records and is winning at a 75% clip at this time.  The reason UK won with the little talent Pelphrey and his teammates is because they worked as one cohesive group.  Something I have not seen at UK in the last several years.
  • Travis Ford is in exactly the same situation as Pelphrey.  I’d like that.  I’d REALLY like that.He coached the traditionally pathetic Eastern Kentucky Colonels ( my alma mater ), into the playoffs where they were lucky in their usual way of drawing Kentucky.  Travis very recently left the Colonels to coach UMass.  He’s just in his first season there, and they suck.  However, former proteges of Pitino ( read Tubby Smith, Billy Donovan, John Pelphrey, and Travis’ previous stint ) rise to the top.  If Kentucky doesn’t take back their former hero as the new head coach, UMass will be back on the top in not too long. 

I’m gonna stop there.  UK can get the best there is.  There’s a LOT of talent out there.  I listed three I’d like to see.  That’s enough based on rumor only.  I think Donovan, Pelphrey, or Ford gets a particular nod since Pitino chose the route he did, having another Pitino protege would just add to the thrill of beating Pitino on a regular basis.  And, that’s all that really matters.  For that reason only, nevermind blowout losses to Indiana and Kansas, nevermind losing for the first time ever in Rupp Arena history to Vanderbilt.  Nevermind losing three in a row for the first time in a decade or so. Nevermind dropping out of the Top 25.  Nevermind being dead last in the SEC.  Tubby thumped Pitino.  He’ll be here for another season.

That may be it tho.

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