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My friends over at Independent Sources did a serious opinion piece on Melissa Theuriau.  Don’t know her?  Don’t feel bad, I didn’t either.   For the unaware, this is Melissa Theuriau:

Good lookin babe, huh?  I think so.  Independent Sources seems to think so.  Lots of people apparently think so.  But no one seems to think so more than more than Blouk.  This guy’s got hundreds of pictures of Melissa talking.  That’s right, talking.  She’s an anchorbabe.  All she does is talk.  What’s scary is this site does the same thing.  They even have videos of her talking.  And, if that’s not enough, this site has hundreds of pics of her talking on the same page.  You scroll and scroll and scroll and she just keeps talking.  Decision 08 is a blog discussing the 2008 presidential race.  Even those political junkies took time out to salute her ability to look drop-dead beautiful AND talk at the same time. 

Now, I enjoy good lookin’ women as much as any male should.  Maybe too much sometimes.  But, when I see this dedication to the point of obsession to an anchorperson, it just gives me flashbacks to high school and college and the nightmares I still occasionally have of going out with some of the best looking girls available, and all they wanted to do was talk.  Sure, Melissa’s as tough as they get, but does she do more than talk?  If she likes to pretend she’s an NFL cheerleader when she’s not talking, THEN I’ll be a lot  more fascinated I’m sure.

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