Monthly Archives: November 2005

Ever thought you wanted to end it all while doing “it”?

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner’s permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death. I’m gonna bet that’s… (more…)

Christmas Light Show

You have GOT to see this.  The all time greatest Christmas lights show.  Ever. Technorati Christmas lights Google blogs for Christmas lights

Christopher Noteboom

Christopher Noteboom, of Tempe, Ariz., ran onto the field holding a plastic bag, leaving a cloud of fine powder behind. For that alone, Noteboom gets idiot of the day.  In this post 9/11 era, I am sure more than a handfull of people were terrified for a little bit. "She never cared for any other team except the Eagles," Noteboom… (more…)

You can’t change stupidity

“To endanger the lives of these kids is not our way. Always remember, stupid is forever. You can’t change stupidity. So if somebody’s sitting next to you, make them recognize that we do not allow that here at Temple.” John Chaney chastising the Temple crowd for throwing something on the court.  Good for him too. Now, John has been a… (more…)

MY Most loved car

That right there, ( or something that looked exactly like it ), was my first car. Now, you gotta understand that this was around 1978 or so. In those days, cars were huge, they were ugly, and most got about 15 miles to the gallon. For reasons unknown, my dad decided to buy my mom one of those. She refused… (more…)

The Lego bandit

Agents had to use a 20-foot truck to cart away the evidence from a suspect’s house — mountains of Lego bricks. William Swanberg, 40, of Reno, Nev., is accused of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of the colorful plastic building blocks. Swanberg is accused of switching the bar codes on Lego boxes, replacing an expensive one with a… (more…)

I’d rather eat Turkey

This post was crafted by my friend Stormwarning. On this Thanksgiving morning, I believe that we should all give thanks that our Founding Fathers chose the Bald Eagle as our National Bird, instead of going along with Ben Franklin who wanted it to be the (wild) turkey. http://www.baldeagleinfo.com/eagle/eagle9.html Ben Franklin once wrote: “I wish that the bald eagle had not… (more…)

Do you know what your kids are listening to?

A while back I did a little piece on the demise of the kid that killed a famous lawyer’s wife and how obvious it was from the way the kid dressed to see he was having serious issues. He dressed Goth, he listened to Goth. He thought he was Goth. He wasn’t. Now, we have another situation where a kid… (more…)

Jessica Simpson’s Flying solo

It’s apparently official, the best pair of 2005 are back on the market. Shortly after receiving the award for best cleavage of 2005, Jessica has decided to take them on the road. What is Nick thinking? I am pondering how this will affect Jessica ’08. More than likely, it will garner more male votes for sure. Will she now do… (more…)

Curing Debra Lafave’s Fun Problem?

I have been as fascinated with the Debra Lafave shenanigans as anyone else. The end result of this is Debra is spending the next few years confined to her home, and the next seven years after that watched carefully by a parole officer. Her ex-husband doesn’t think this is right: “She is a sexual offender and if it were a… (more…)