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A model doing coke?

This is just TOO good.  The story starts out innocently enough, a model gets caught doing cocaine.  OK.  I’m SOOO shocked.  But, then, it gets boring, the coked up model loses modeling jobs because of her habit ( Earth to advertisers, how many do you REALLY think are NOT doing coke? )  But, thanks to the imagination of the UK’s Daily Mail, it gets better:

As well as treatment for her cocaine problem, Miss Moss is expected to receive counselling for sex addiction.

She is reported to have had lesbian affairs with her friends Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor as well as three-in-a-bed sex sessions.

Now, we’re getting somewhere.  I did a post a while back on Jane Fonda supposedly in sort of the same boat.  She had a problem with her sexual orientation at the time.  However, the people involved in the trysts weren’t very appealing, and, to say the least, the personalities even less so.  She apparently cured her sexual orientation.  So, given that caution, I decided to check into this one a little deeper.

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This is Davinia Taylor.  I know absolutely nothing about her. Looks pretty good tho.

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This is Sadie Frost in how I would picture her during a coke binge.  Not too awful bad.  The esthetics here are certainly more pleasing than Jane Fonda.  Now, to the meat, or lack thereof, of the matter.

As well as treatment for her cocaine problem, Miss Moss is expected to receive counselling for sex addiction.

She is reported to have had lesbian affairs with her friends Sadie Frost and Davinia Taylor as well as three-in-a-bed sex sessions

  • She is “expected”?  Doesn’t sound like a lot of hardcore evidence there. 
  • Does one really get counseling for having lesbian affairs?  Last I was told, that’s a sexual orientation thing.  It’s natural.
  • Why bother?  I mean, she’s scoring top of the line chicks here.  If she was doing a Hugh Grant thing with ugly prostitutes, I’d be more inclined to go along with it.

Now, those are the babes in her life.  THIS, is the man in her life:

Born: 12-Mar-1979
Birthplace: Hexham, Northumberland, England
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Occupation: Musician

Level of fame: Somewhat
Executive summary: Ex-frontman for The Libertines

Father: Peter
Mother: Jacqueline
Girlfriend: Kate Moss

I don’t think she needs any counseling for the “sex addiction”.  I think that will cure itself when the drug addiction is rectified.  I also don’t think she’ll be quite so interested in women once she’s been with a slightly more masculine male.  Or, vice versa.

I did come to one bottom conclusion from reading the whole sordid story in both the Daily Mail and The Mirror.

This is paybacks for her lawsuit against the Brit tabloids..

I still want to see the video tho.  And Kate, you go girl!  I mean that.

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  1. Stormwarning Said,

    I love your smiley face!

    But where is Selma Hayek?

  2. Moonage Said,

    I didn’t want to chance screwing up a good thing. From what I’ve seen, Selma doesn’t run with this crowd of misfits.

  3. Stormwarning Said,

    From what I can tell or hear, she doesn’t. But I was thinking more about the cleavage that you are always so anxious to allude to.

  4. Moonage Webdream Said,

    Curing Debra Lafave’s Fun Problem?…

    I have been as fascinated with the Debra Lafave shenanigans as anyone else. The end result of this is Debra is spending the next few years confined to her home, and the next seven years after that watched carefully by a parole officer. Her ex-husband…

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