Monthly Archives: September 2005

Curing Kate Moss’s sexual orientation?

This is just TOO good.  The story starts out innocently enough, a model gets caught doing cocaine.  OK.  I’m SOOO shocked.  But, then, it gets boring, the coked up model loses modeling jobs because of her habit ( Earth to advertisers, how many do you REALLY think are NOT doing coke? )  But, thanks to the imagination of the UK’s… (more…)

Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry

And yet another mindless contribution from kevan.org, the Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry.  Create your own illness and name it after yourself.  Pretty cool if you ask me. Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMoonage Webdream’s Lurgy Cause: watching too much television Symptoms: seeing dead people, peeling skin, sneezing, hearing voices Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

My Spammer Name

Continuing my quest to provide meaningless contributions of the internet to modern society, I give you the Spammer Name Generator. Just enter your name and it spits out a totally inane name that would fit any spam letter flawlessly! My spammer name is Anselm U. Reactant. Enter your name to get yours: Kudos to JTR for the lead.

Those Cwazy Gambians

Pilots of a chartered jet carrying 289 Gambian soccer fans faked the need for an emergency landing in Peru so passengers could watch their nation’s team play a key match, officials said Wednesday.

Jet Blue 292

I just watched the entire broadcast of the Jet Blue 292 emergency landing.  It was cool as hell! The pilots of that plane are truly heroes, just for one day.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

This article was written by Michael before the US-Iraqi war began.  It is just as pertinent today as it was then. You know who Dwight David Eisenhower was.  I’ll just let the interview take over. MichaelRead: “Sir, I think there is only one subject to discuss: war or not? I’d also like your view on the ramifications of either, please.”… (more…)

Clinton/Lewinsky Condoms

A  new line of condoms is grabbing headlines in China even as its sparks a debate about trademark law and promotion campaigns. The products’ brand names: "Clinton" and "Lewinsky." The condoms are sold in boxes of 12, with the brand named after former President Bill Clinton priced at $3.70 and that of former White House intern Monica Lewinsky at $2.25……… (more…)

The Beatles

I finally got around to sticking some of my Beatles remakes on my music server: Now, I’ve been complaining about music today.  Name one band that sounds anything like those remakes.  That’s what music should be sounding like today.  It’s fairly easy for me to throw together these tunes.  Think about this, when every single one of these songs were… (more…)

A new music trend?

I have been downloading songs for the little girl.  She’s 12.  I had to delete several songs she "likes" because of the title alone.  Not appropriate for a 12 year old.  I’m not even concerned about the content, if I can’t get past the title, it’s dust.  I listened to a few of them.  They are either "grunge" that is… (more…)

NFL In Chaos?

You know something’s not quite right when you see this: Bengals 1 0 0 1.000 Steelers 1 0 0 1.000 Browns 0 1 0 .000 Ravens 0 0 0 – I have discussed solar flares.  Yeah, that’s the story I’m sticking with.

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