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Dec-10-04

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  1. Stormwarning Said,

    Moon, is that a slug or a plug sticking out the deer’s butt? Looks awfully metallic to me!

  2. Moonage Said,

    Actually that’s a doorbell ringer.

  3. Stormwarning Said,

    Does that house get lots of visitors???

    Does it dissuade unsolicited callers like salespeople???

  4. Moonage Said,

    Nothing stops a salesperson. If offended by the doorbell, they just knock I suppose.

  5. Stormwarning Said,

    The “doorbell” does take guts.

    More power to him!

  6. Brian Said,

    It brings a tear to my eye to see such a beautiful masterpiece….are there more like this and are there any for sale….or do i just take one to my taxidermist and do the rest myself…..thanks

  7. Moonage Said,

    I can’t find any more on Ebay or Amazon. I would suggest using a taxidermist. The wiring you can probably do yourself.

    I’m building a new house pretty soon. The deer’s a bit too large for the front doorbell. I’m thinking I’m gonna use a skunk. Whoever uses that doorbell would pretty much have a good idea that the idea of pushing it stinks.

  8. kbishop Said,

    But seriously, I knew as soon as I sent this joke to my family in northern Wisconsin that someone would actually want to get one and sure enough!… The response has been overwhelming! So where do you order one and if no one knows then I can guarantee it is a ready made business….believe it or not!

  9. Moonage Said,

    I’m not sure anyone’s actively marketing this treasure. However, I imagine any taxidermist or experienced hunter could make one.

    I do agree, there’s apparently a ready-made market for this. Heck, I might even give it a go myself.

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