Tara Reid’s Boob

When I was about 14 or so, my sister had a friend, Ellen.  Now, Ellen was one of those girls who matured WAY ahead of the rest of her friends.  By the time she was 13, she had a full set.  We all swam a lot when we were kids.  One day, all of us went to the pool.  Ellen wore this one-piece bathing suit that looked normal enough when it was dry, but when she came out of the water, you could see right through that thing like it was a handkerchief.  I mean, every minute detail of that girl’s body was bared for all the world to see, including me.  As she scampered off in total humiliation, me and the guys got together and about all we could utter to ourselves was,. “We saw her boob, huh, huh, huh!”

Fast forward a couple of years.  I was dating a girl a little younger than me.  I was sixteen or so, she was probably fourteen or fifteen.  And, like Ellen, way ahead of all her friends in physical maturity.  We were all frolicking in the lake.  She happened to come out of the water one time and apparently the water got the best of her bra.  It didn’t fall off, but it slipped pretty much all the way off.  She was oblivious, we were mesmerized.  About that time a couple of friends came up to the beach on a boat going way too fast.  As the got to us, they did the old stop on a dime routine by slamming it in reverse.  This worked pretty good but it flung my friend Craig about 20 feet off the front of the boat, landing pretty much in the middle of us.  As he came out of the water, he was face to face with her boobs as well.  First words from his mouth?  “I see your boobs”.  As she adjusted thereby ruining the show, all us guys got together and came to the intellectual conclusion that we had indeed seen her boobs, and they were quite nice.

Now, there’s the tale of a totally misguided stereotypical male youth.  Fast forward about 25 years……

Tara Reid, doing what stars do, standing there, has a fabulous wardrobe malfunction.  She’s standing there baring her freshly reconstructed boob.  The photographers go nuts.  Another lady runs excitedly up to her and adjusts her roughly.  Tara walks off looking just a little embarrassed.  I can picture all those cameramen ( and camerawomen as well ), excitedly getting together and coming to the conclusion that they had indeed seen her boob, and it was nice.  I know, sitting here, I was somewhat fascinated with the video of seeing something I wasn’t supposed to see.  First thought I had, “I saw her boob, it’s nice!”  Well, as far as boobs go, it’s not that nice.  That’s not the point.  The point is I was going where only her significant other of the day should be.  Sudden unexpected nudity has that affect on men.  It’s not a wardrobe malfunction, she WANTED ME to see it.  Never mind that she has bared everything she has on film, at that moment in time, she knew if she bared it all, I would see it.  And I did.  And it was nice.

Kudos to aardvark.dj for some excellent background on this heady situation.