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Looking at things that probably don’t need to be looked at

Sep-17-04

Miss America

Skimpy Miss America Swimsuits Raise Eyebrows Ok, let’s start by getting this straight, this opinion is by a male. First I’d like to take a simple survey.

Now, to the "opnion".
Yeah, this is skimpy. It’s about 1960ish skimpy. The thong has been around for 20 years now. If the Miss America pageant wants to get men watching en masse, that’s the talent they’ll display. These "skimpy" bikinis these girls are whining about are child’s play. We’re not choosing the best prude the US has to offer, we’re offering the most beautiful. If they’re not willing to display that beauty, what good is it? It’s wasted. There is only one circumstance where I see a use for thongs, and it ain’t beach volleyball. Give those girls the Speedos and let’s give the Miss America contestants some Vitcoria’s Secrets.
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Follow-up:

Miss Alabame won the crown, here’s her Speedo walk:

Yup. she’s worthy of the title. She’s a little boney, not terribly endowed up top, but does have nice curves. Apparently she didn’t win the title on looks alone.

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  1. spacetofill Said,

    I heard that Donald Trump owned the Miss America contest so the suits are no real surprise, because as you know, he’s a great showman. I only wish that they were real thongs which cover even less than the sixties style… now that would raise ratings!

    spacetofill

  2. Betty Said,

    Cads! One and all!

    Hey, you should have seen Paige Hopkins on Fox News on Sunday defending these swim suits to I think his name is Julian. She came out of talking head mode real strong and showed some personality! It was kind of interesting to see her do that.

    Betty

  3. Moonage Said,

    I just couldn’t get over the “protest” these swimsuits were getting when ugly people are wearing thongs to the beaches and the US Women’s Volleyball Team chose to wear thongs as well. Ir was kinda comical watching the volleyball team, after ever volley, they had to “adjust” their uniforms.

  4. maryanne Said,

    First of all, trump owns miss usa, and not miss america. Secondly, miss america is a scholarship pageant. and lastly, most people who take pageants seriously, take that OFFENsive. Thank you very much.

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